所属专辑:Parodyziac!!
歌手: Cledus T. Judd
时长: 04:09
The House That Broke Me - Cledus T. Judd[00:00:03]
The new owners said[00:00:18]
Don't come back again[00:00:20]
But sir, this is where I'll spend my last dime[00:00:24]
Fannie Mae swore this would never happen[00:00:30]
Then I came home to that foreclosed sign[00:00:36]
I re-did those steps[00:00:41]
Added on a master bedroom[00:00:43]
Built a big new deck[00:00:48]
Put it all on my Master-card[00:00:49]
I guess I didn't know[00:00:53]
I thought my interest rate was low[00:00:56]
So I went ahead and sodded the yard[00:00:59]
I thought that when I bought this place I'd steal it[00:01:05]
But I didn't know how bad that the paint was a peeling[00:01:11]
I wish I died and someone else[00:01:17]
And I signed the loan all by myself[00:01:20]
I had no choice but to file bankruptcy[00:01:26]
This rehab was a travesty[00:01:31]
I hate the house that broke me[00:01:34]
Went on Craigslist after a couple beers[00:01:43]
Bought that house through Paypal sight unseen[00:01:50]
Over drawn but thought for sure if I had those heated floors[00:01:54]
It'd sell quick in a real estate magazine[00:02:01]
I wonder if that upstairs toilet's still leaking[00:02:07]
The first night there it fell right through that ceiling[00:02:13]
I bought a little duct tape and some JB Weld[00:02:18]
Thought that maybe I could fix it myself[00:02:22]
If you ever need a plumber don't call me[00:02:27]
I'm just as bad at carpentry[00:02:32]
At the house that broke me[00:02:35]
You lose your home[00:02:45]
Default on your loan[00:02:46]
And it moves Uncle Sam[00:02:47]
I lost all I had and this whole world[00:02:50]
And I still owe a hundred grand[00:02:53]
I thought I could afford those monthly payments[00:02:59]
But I lost my job and I burned right through my savings[00:03:05]
Freddie Mac said I qualifty[00:03:11]
But now I know that son of a lied[00:03:14]
I guess I watch too much HGTV[00:03:20]
Flipping house is a crazy[00:03:25]
I hate the house that broke me[00:03:28]
I'd like to blow up the house that broke me[00:03:34]