《I Lost On Jeopardy》歌词

歌曲： I Lost On Jeopardy

所属专辑：Permanent Record: Al In The Box

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:31

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I Lost On Jeopardy - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:01]

Oh-oh-oh-oh[00:00:08]

I was there to match my intellect on national TV[00:00:20]

Against a plumber oh and an architect both with a PhD[00:00:28]

I was tense I was nervous I guess it just wasn't my night[00:00:37]

Art Fleming gave the answers[00:00:45]

Oh but I couldn't get the questions right -ight -ight[00:00:50]

I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)[00:00:54]

I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)[00:01:02]

Well I knew I was in trouble now[00:01:11]

My hope of winning sank[00:01:16]

Oh 'cause I got the Daily Double now[00:01:19]

And then my mind went blank[00:01:24]

I took Potpourri for one hundred[00:01:28]

And then my head started to spin[00:01:32]

Well I'm givin' up Don Pardo[00:01:36]

Just tell me now what I didn't win yeah yeah[00:01:41]

I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)[00:01:45]

I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)[00:01:53]

That's right Al--You lost [00:02:03]

And let me tell you what you didn't win:[00:02:06]

A twenty colume[00:02:09]

Set of the Encyclopedia International [00:02:09]

A case of Turtle Wax [00:02:10]

And a yeard's supply of Rice-A-Roni[00:02:11]

the San Francisco Treat But that's not all [00:02:13]

You also made yourself look like a jerk[00:02:17]

In front of millions of people [00:02:20]

You brought shame and disgrace to your family name[00:02:21]

For generations to come [00:02:24]

You don't get to come back tomorrow [00:02:25]

You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game[00:02:27]

You're a complete loser [00:02:32]

Don't know what I was thinkin' of[00:02:36]

I guess I just wasn't too bright[00:02:40]

Well I sure hope I do better[00:02:44]

Next weekend on The Price Is Right -ight -ight[00:02:48]

I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)[00:02:53]

I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)[00:03:01]

I lost on Jeopardy baby[00:03:10]