所属专辑:Permanent Record: Al In The Box
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I Lost On Jeopardy - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:01]
Oh-oh-oh-oh[00:00:08]
I was there to match my intellect on national TV[00:00:20]
Against a plumber oh and an architect both with a PhD[00:00:28]
I was tense I was nervous I guess it just wasn't my night[00:00:37]
Art Fleming gave the answers[00:00:45]
Oh but I couldn't get the questions right -ight -ight[00:00:50]
I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)[00:00:54]
I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)[00:01:02]
Well I knew I was in trouble now[00:01:11]
My hope of winning sank[00:01:16]
Oh 'cause I got the Daily Double now[00:01:19]
And then my mind went blank[00:01:24]
I took Potpourri for one hundred[00:01:28]
And then my head started to spin[00:01:32]
Well I'm givin' up Don Pardo[00:01:36]
Just tell me now what I didn't win yeah yeah[00:01:41]
I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)[00:01:45]
I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)[00:01:53]
That's right Al--You lost [00:02:03]
And let me tell you what you didn't win:[00:02:06]
A twenty colume[00:02:09]
Set of the Encyclopedia International [00:02:09]
A case of Turtle Wax [00:02:10]
And a yeard's supply of Rice-A-Roni[00:02:11]
the San Francisco Treat But that's not all [00:02:13]
You also made yourself look like a jerk[00:02:17]
In front of millions of people [00:02:20]
You brought shame and disgrace to your family name[00:02:21]
For generations to come [00:02:24]
You don't get to come back tomorrow [00:02:25]
You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game[00:02:27]
You're a complete loser [00:02:32]
Don't know what I was thinkin' of[00:02:36]
I guess I just wasn't too bright[00:02:40]
Well I sure hope I do better[00:02:44]
Next weekend on The Price Is Right -ight -ight[00:02:48]
I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)[00:02:53]
I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)[00:03:01]
I lost on Jeopardy baby[00:03:10]