《Crazy Rap》歌词

歌曲： Crazy Rap

所属专辑：Rap It Up

歌手： Straight Up

时长： 05:33

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Crazy Rap - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)[00:00:00]

Wait a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right?[00:00:00]

You were this blind man' right?[00:00:04]

He was feelin' his way down the street[00:00:06]

With this stick' right?[00:00:08]

Hey. He walked past this fish market'[00:00:09]

You know what I'm sayin'?[00:00:11]

He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said'[00:00:12]

Woooooo' good morning' ladies.[00:00:16]

You like that sh*t' man? Hey' man'[00:00:21]

I got a gang of that sh*t' man.[00:00:23]

I tell you what my man on the guitar'[00:00:25]

Fool on the drums'[00:00:28]

Everybody just crowd around the mic'[00:00:30]

I'll tell you all these mutha-f**kin' jokes.[00:00:31]

But first' I'ma start it off like this.[00:00:34]

Hey' help me sing it' homeboy.[00:00:36]

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.[00:00:38]

We can go to the park after dark'[00:00:42]

Smoke that tumbleweed.[00:00:45]

And as the m*******a burns we can take our[00:00:47]

Turns' singing them dirty rap songs[00:00:49]

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech[00:00:52]

And Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.[00:00:55]

So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.[00:00:57]

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale'[00:01:01]

Skatin' on Dayton rims.[00:01:05]

So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.[00:01:06]

Can I come to you[00:01:09]

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell'[00:01:12]

I bet my caddy will.[00:01:14]

Well it was just sundown in a small white town.[00:01:16]

They call it Eastside Palmdale.[00:01:19]

When the Afroman walked through the[00:01:21]

White land' houses went up for sale.[00:01:23]

Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds[00:01:26]

When I met a little girl named Jan.[00:01:29]

I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know[00:01:31]

Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.[00:01:33]

We f**ked on the bed' f**ked on the flo'' f**ked[00:01:36]

So long' I grew a f**kin' afro.[00:01:39]

Then I f**ked to the left' f**ked to the right.[00:01:41]

She sucked my dick 'til the sh*t turned white.[00:01:43]

I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my a**[00:01:46]

Lookin' like a ZEBRA![00:01:49]

I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way'[00:01:51]

Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.[00:01:53]

I ran. I jumped out the back window'[00:01:55]

But her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4.[00:01:58]

Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right.[00:02:00]

The mutha-f**ker whooped my a** all night.[00:02:03]

But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's[00:02:05]

The best damn p**sy I ever had.[00:02:08]

I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine.[00:02:10]

I'm a f**k that b**ch just one more time.[00:02:12]

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.[00:02:15]

We can go to the park after dark' smoke[00:02:20]

That tumbleweed.[00:02:22]

And as the m*******a burns we can take[00:02:24]

Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs[00:02:26]

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'[00:02:29]

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.[00:02:32]

So roll' roll' roll my joint.[00:02:34]

Pick out the seeds and stems.[00:02:36]

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through[00:02:39]

Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims.[00:02:41]

So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.[00:02:44]

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell'[00:02:49]

I bet my caddy will.[00:02:51]

I met this lady in Hollywood.[00:02:54]

She had green hair'[00:02:56]

But damn she looked good.[00:02:57]

I took her to my house' cause she was fine'[00:02:58]

But she whipped out a dick[00:03:01]

That was bigger than mine.[00:03:02]

I met this lady from Japan'[00:03:03]

Never made love with an African.[00:03:06]

I f**ked her once' I f**ked her twice.[00:03:08]

I ate that p**sy like shrimp fried rice.[00:03:10]

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya.[00:03:13]

I met a woman in the heart of Australia.[00:03:16]

Had a big butt and big titties' too'[00:03:18]

So I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo.[00:03:20]

See' I met this woman from Hawaii.[00:03:22]

Stuck it in her a**'[00:03:25]

And she said' Aiiiiieeee![00:03:26]

Lips was breakfast' p**sy was lunch' then[00:03:28]

Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.[00:03:30]

Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky.[00:03:32]

She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me.[00:03:35]

I came in her mouth. It was a crisis.[00:03:37]

I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.[00:03:39]

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.[00:03:42]

We can go to the park after dark' smoke[00:03:47]

That tumbleweed.[00:03:50]

And as the m*******a burns we can take[00:03:52]

Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs[00:03:54]

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'[00:03:56]

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.[00:03:59]

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee.[00:04:01]

Her titties were filled[00:04:04]

With Hennesy.[00:04:05]

That country music nearly drove me crazy'[00:04:06]

But I rode that a** and said' Yes' Miss Daisy![00:04:09]

Met this lady in Oklahoma;[00:04:11]

Put that p**sy in a coma.[00:04:14]

Met this lady in Michigan;[00:04:16]

I can't wait 'til I f**k[00:04:18]

That b**ch again.[00:04:19]

Met a real black girl in South Carolina;[00:04:21]

F**ked her 'til[00:04:23]

She turned into a white albino.[00:04:24]

F**ked this hooker in Iowa.[00:04:26]

I f**ked her on credit' so I owe her.[00:04:28]

F**ked this girl' down in Georgia; came in her mouth.[00:04:30]

Man' I thought I told ya.[00:04:34]

Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran[00:04:35]

Cross the border of Mexico.[00:04:38]

Fine young thing' said her name's Maria.[00:04:40]

I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.[00:04:43]

I wanna get married' but I can't afford it.[00:04:45]

I know I'm a cry when she gets deported.[00:04:47]

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.[00:04:50]

We can go to the park after dark'[00:04:54]

Smoke that tumbleweed.[00:04:57]

And as the m*******a burns[00:04:59]

We can take our turns'[00:05:01]

Singing them dirty rap songs[00:05:02]

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'[00:05:04]

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.[00:05:07]

So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out[00:05:09]

The seeds and stems.[00:05:12]

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale'[00:05:14]

Skatin' on Dayton rims.[00:05:17]

So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.[00:05:19]

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell'[00:05:24]

I bet my caddy will.[00:05:26]

Crazy Rap - The Hit Co.[00:05:28]