所属专辑:Family Trip
时长: 03:00
But I'm Just Thirteen - Barry Louis Polisar[00:00:00]
Mom came home from the store last night[00:00:10]
With groceries in her left arm[00:00:14]
And groceries in her right [00:00:16]
She asked me why I'd left the door unlocked[00:00:17]
And why I was walking 'round[00:00:20]
In my socks [00:00:22]
Why the dog was sleeping[00:00:23]
On my nice clean bed [00:00:24]
Why I hadn't done a single thing she'd said [00:00:25]
Why the ice cream had melted[00:00:28]
On the kitchen stove [00:00:29]
Why I didn't let the dog out[00:00:31]
When he had to go [00:00:32]
Why my friends were over[00:00:33]
For cookies and milk [00:00:35]
Why the cookies were gone[00:00:35]
And the milk was spilt [00:00:37]
Why the goldfish were missing[00:00:38]
And the cat looked fed [00:00:39]
And who was doing jumping jacks in her bed [00:00:41]
Then with groceries in hand [00:00:45]
She went through the door [00:00:46]
Didn't see my roller skates lying on the floor [00:00:47]
She started to fall [00:00:53]
Her face turned green[00:00:54]
And me I said [00:00:56]
"but I'm just thirteen "[00:00:59]
There was grape juice on the ceiling[00:01:07]
And splattered on the floor[00:01:09]
Were the peanuts and the pickles[00:01:10]
And all across the door[00:01:11]
Were the mustard and the mayonnaise[00:01:13]
And watermelon too [00:01:14]
The jelly and the jiffy pop [00:01:15]
All sorts of gook and goo;[00:01:17]
Like cookies on the cabinets[00:01:18]
And raisins on the rug [00:01:20]
And melted 'cross the tablecloth [00:01:21]
A box of chocolate fudge [00:01:22]
Molasses on the light switch [00:01:24]
Syrup on the sink [00:01:25]
Honey on the hot dogs [00:01:26]
Something sure did stink [00:01:28]
Then doggie grabbed the hamburger[00:01:29]
And kitty grabbed the steak [00:01:30]
And running out the open door [00:01:32]
They ate and ate and ate [00:01:33]
Mom she started yelling [00:01:35]
You should have heard her scream [00:01:36]
And me I said "But I'm just thirteen "[00:01:39]
Mom made me clean up all the mess[00:01:45]
I said I didnât do[00:01:51]
But I cleaned it all anyway [00:01:52]
Just like she told me to[00:01:54]
I piled garbage five feet high [00:01:56]
Can't say I didn't try[00:01:58]
In garbage cans and boxes[00:01:59]
And bags up to the sky[00:02:01]
When Dad came home from work [00:02:03]
He was tired as can be[00:02:05]
I guess he was so tired [00:02:07]
'Cause Daddy didn't see[00:02:09]
The garbage I had piled[00:02:10]
And the work that was so hard;[00:02:12]
'Cause when he hit 'em [00:02:15]
They just splattered all across the yard[00:02:16]
Dad of course exploded like[00:02:20]
A pot that popped it's lid[00:02:22]
He yelled at me and said "Now [00:02:23]
Look what you just did "[00:02:25]
There was garbage in the driveway [00:02:28]
Garbage on the ground[00:02:29]
Garbage on my Daddy [00:02:31]
Garbage all around [00:02:33]
Garbage on the window [00:02:34]
Garbage on the screen[00:02:35]
And me I said "But I'm Just thirteen "[00:02:39]