所属专辑:Men’s Pop Shining Stars of the 2000’s, Vol. 5
歌手: InstaHit Crew
时长: 07:16
Me And My Monkey - InstaHit Crew[00:00:00]
There was me and my monkey[00:00:32]
And with his dungarees[00:00:36]
And roller blades smoking filter tips[00:00:38]
Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet[00:00:40]
He had the soft-top down he liked the wind in his face[00:00:47]
He said 'Son you ever been to Vegas ' I said 'no'[00:00:54]
He said 'that's where we're gonna go[00:00:57]
You need a change of pace'[00:00:59]
And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs[00:01:04]
He said 'I left my wallet in El Segondo'[00:01:10]
And proceeded to take two grand of mine[00:01:13]
We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel[00:01:20]
Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well [00:01:27]
He looked in the passenger seat of my car[00:01:35]
And with a smile he said[00:01:37]
'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir [00:01:42]
Then we've got a monkey bed '[00:01:45]
Me and my monkey[00:01:51]
With a dream and a gun[00:01:54]
I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone[00:01:59]
Me and my monkey[00:02:06]
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid[00:02:08]
Trying to understand why he did what he did[00:02:14]
Why he did what he did[00:02:18]
We got the elevator I hit the 33rd floor[00:02:22]
We had a room up top with the panoramic views[00:02:28]
Like nothing you'd ever seen before[00:02:30]
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke[00:02:37]
He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages[00:02:43]
Called up some escort services and ordered some okey doke[00:02:46]
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door[00:02:53]
In walked this big bad a** baboon into my bedroom[00:03:00]
With three monkey whores[00:03:03]
'Hi My name is Sunshine - these are my girls[00:03:08]
Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah [00:03:15]
They'll rock your world'[00:03:18]
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun[00:03:24]
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium[00:03:31]
There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine[00:03:39]
'What's up You'd better get your a** in here boy [00:03:45]
Your monkey's having too much of a good[00:03:48]
Time '[00:03:51]
Me and my monkey[00:03:55]
Drove in search of the sun[00:03:57]
Me and my monkey[00:04:02]
Don't point that gun at anyone[00:04:05]
Me and my monkey[00:04:10]
Like Billy The Kid[00:04:13]
Trying to understand why he did what he did[00:04:18]
Why he did what he did[00:04:22]
Got tickets to see Sheena Easton the monkey was high[00:04:25]
Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died[00:04:33]
We left before encores he couldn't sit still[00:04:41]
Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill[00:04:49]
We went to play black-jack kept hitting twenty three[00:04:57]
Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me[00:05:04]
Or was it my monkey I couldn't be sure[00:05:12]
It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in rollerblades[00:05:19]
And dungarees before[00:05:21]
Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run[00:05:28]
That's a bad a** monkey boy and he's packing a gun[00:05:35]
'My name is Rodriguez' he says with death in his eye[00:05:43]
'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos [00:05:50]
And now your monkey's gonna die '[00:05:53]
Me and my monkey[00:05:59]
Drove in search of the sun[00:06:00]
Me and my monkey[00:06:06]
We don't wanna kill no mexican[00:06:09]
But we've got ten itchy fingers[00:06:12]
And one thing to declare[00:06:17]
When the monkey is high[00:06:21]
You do not stare you do not stare[00:06:24]
You do not stare [00:06:35]
We've got ourselves a mexican standoff here boy[00:06:45]
Huh [00:06:48]
And I ain't about to run[00:06:48]
Put your gun down boy[00:06:52]
Huh huh [00:06:54]
How did I get mixed up with this f**king monkey anyhow[00:06:56]