《Mr. Popeil》歌词

歌曲： Mr. Popeil

所属专辑：Permanent Record: Al In The Box

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 04:44

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Mr Popeil - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:01]

I need a Vegematic [00:00:21]

I need a Pocket Fisherman [00:00:23]

I need a handy appliance[00:00:26]

That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell [00:00:28]

(Operators are standing by how does that make you feel )[00:00:31]

Help me[00:00:36]

Mr Popeil [00:00:38]

I wanna shine some pennies [00:00:52]

I wanna mend some leather [00:00:54]

I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder [00:00:56]

(Please no C O D 's don't miss out on this deal)[00:01:04]

Ah help me[00:01:08]

Mr Popeil [00:01:10]

Help me[00:01:19]

Mr Popeil [00:01:20]

Mr Popeil [00:01:24]

Mr Popeil [00:01:26]

(Woo woo ohh)[00:01:30]

It slices it dices[00:01:41]

Look at that tomato [00:01:43]

You could even cut a tin can with it[00:01:46]

But you wouldn't want to [00:01:49]

Mr Popeil I'm in trouble[00:01:51]

Need your assistance on the double[00:01:54]

Oh no Now how am I gonna make[00:01:57]

My old vinyl car top look like new [00:02:00]

Mr Popeil [00:02:04]

Tell me what am I s'posed to do [00:02:05]

Mr Popeil [00:02:37]

Mr Popeil [00:02:38]

(Now how much would you pay )[00:02:42]

But wait there's more [00:02:47]

It's not sold in any store [00:02:48]

(Now how much would you pay )[00:02:53]

Don't answer yet[00:02:57]

Just look what else you get [00:03:01]

(Now how much would you pay )[00:03:03]

If you order today[00:03:09]

You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray [00:03:11]

(Now how much would you pay )[00:03:14]

Now how much would you pay [00:03:18]

Mr Popeil Mr Popeil[00:03:20]

Mr Popeil Mr Popeil[00:03:21]

Mr Popeil Mr Popeil[00:03:24]

Mr Popeil Mr Popeil[00:03:27]

Make me buy a Garden Weasel [00:03:46]

Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer [00:03:49]

Make me take advantage of this amazing TV offer [00:03:52]

(Call our toll-free number we'll make you such a deal)[00:03:57]

Aw help me [00:04:02]

Mr Popeil I want it [00:04:04]

(Mr Popeil)[00:04:07]

Well I need it [00:04:08]

(Mr Popeil)[00:04:10]

I got to got to got to have it [00:04:10]

Mr Popeil [00:04:12]

Mr Popeil [00:04:15]

Hey[00:04:18]