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Merry Christmas From The Family (来自家庭的圣诞快乐) - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)[00:00:00]
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party[00:00:21]
We was drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog[00:00:29]
Little sister brought her new boyfriend[00:00:38]
He was a Mexican[00:00:42]
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang[00:00:46]
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad[00:00:51]
Brother Ken brought his kids with him[00:01:03]
The three from his first wife Lynn[00:01:07]
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell[00:01:11]
Of course he brought his new wife Kay[00:01:19]
Who talks all about AA[00:01:23]
Chainsmoking while the stereo plays Noel Noel[00:01:28]
The First Noel[00:01:34]
Carve the Turkey[00:01:45]
Turn the ball game on[00:01:45]
It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone[00:01:49]
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store[00:01:53]
We need some ice and an extension cord[00:01:57]
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite[00:02:01]
A box of tampons some Marlboro Lights[00:02:05]
Hallelujah everybody say Cheese[00:02:09]
Merry Christmas from the family[00:02:13]
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen[00:02:26]
I can't remember how I'm kin to them[00:02:30]
But when they tried to plug their motor home in[00:02:34]
They blew our Christmas lights[00:02:38]
Cousin David knew just what went wrong[00:02:43]
So we all waited out on our front lawn[00:02:47]
He threw a breaker and the lights came on[00:02:51]
And we sang Silent Night Silent Night Oh Holy Night[00:02:54]
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on[00:03:08]
Make Bloody Mary's[00:03:12]
Cause We All Want One [00:03:13]
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go[00:03:16]
We need some celery and a can of fake snow[00:03:20]
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite[00:03:25]
A box of Midol some Salem Lights[00:03:29]
Halleluja everybody say cheese[00:03:33]
Merry Christmas from the Family[00:03:36]
Feliz Navidad[00:03:49]