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Dentist! - West End Orchestra & Singers[00:00:00]
When I was young and just a bad little kid[00:00:04]
My momma noticed funny things I did[00:00:07]
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun[00:00:10]
I'd poison guppies and when I was done[00:00:14]
I'd find a p**sy cat and bash its head[00:00:17]
That's when my momma said[00:00:20]
What did she say [00:00:23]
She said "My boy I think someday[00:00:25]
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay"[00:00:28]
You'll be a dentist[00:00:33]
(Be a dentist)[00:00:36]
You have a talent for causing things pain[00:00:37]
(Pain)[00:00:39]
Son be a dentist[00:00:40]
(Son be a dentist)[00:00:42]
People will pay you to be inhumane[00:00:43]
(Inhumane)[00:00:46]
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood[00:00:47]
And teaching would suit you still less[00:00:50]
Son be a dentist you'll be a success[00:00:53]
Here he is folks the leader of the plaque[00:00:59]
Watch him suck up that gas oh my God[00:01:01]
He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good[00:01:04]
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade [00:01:08]
Oh that hurts wait I'm not numb[00:01:11]
Ehh shut up open wide here I come[00:01:14]
I am your dentist[00:01:17]
((Incomprehensible))[00:01:20]
And I enjoy the career that I picked[00:01:20]
(Love it)[00:01:23]
I am your dentist[00:01:24]
(That's what you're best at)[00:01:26]
And I get off on the pain I inflict[00:01:27]
(Really love it)[00:01:30]
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid[00:01:31]
(Bicuspid)[00:01:33]
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted[00:01:34]
(Dentist)[00:01:39]
And though it may 'cause my patients distress[00:01:40]
(Distress)[00:01:43]
Somewhere somewhere in heaven above me[00:01:44]
I know I know that my momma's proud of me[00:01:48]
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success[00:01:51]
Say aah[00:01:59]
(Ahh)[00:02:02]
Say aah[00:02:03]
(Ahh)[00:02:04]
Now spit[00:02:06]