所属专辑:Greatest Old Time Kids Classics
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Daffy Duck's Rhapsody - Mel Blanc/Howdy Doody[00:00:00]
Greetings[00:00:06]
My name is Daffy[00:00:10]
There's no other duck like me[00:00:13]
Because I'm so daffy[00:00:16]
And the reason I'm daffy[00:00:19]
And so gosh-derned riff-raffy[00:00:22]
And so screwy and laffy[00:00:26]
Is because those hunters won't leave me alone[00:00:29]
Oh why don't they hunt some other animal for a change[00:00:38]
So that I won't have to end up on a kitchen range[00:00:46]
But no duck hunting's all the rage and they won't let me be[00:00:54]
And I'm so full of bullets I'm lit up like a Christmas tree[00:01:03]
There's so much I'd like to do if I just had the chance[00:01:13]
I'd like to play and romp and even sing and do a dance[00:01:21]
I would read the latest book[00:01:31]
Go swimming in the babbling brook[00:01:33]
I'd like to fly the seven seas[00:01:35]
Play hide and seek among the trees[00:01:37]
I'd play hop scotch and double dutch[00:01:39]
And this and that and things and such[00:01:40]
I know that isn't asking much[00:01:42]
But all these things I daresn't touch[00:01:44]
It's bang Bang Here and bang Bang There[00:01:45]
Bullets flying everywhere[00:01:47]
I can't stand it any longer[00:01:49]
I get weak and they get stronger[00:01:51]
Hunters to the right of me[00:01:52]
Hunters to the left I see[00:01:54]
Over hill and over dale[00:01:56]
Bullets whizzing past my tail[00:01:57]
There's no rest and there's no peace[00:01:59]
Won't this shooting ever cease[00:02:01]
Morning noon and through the night[00:02:02]
That's why I look such a fright[00:02:04]
Bang Bang Bang[00:02:05]
I'm only sixteen yards ahead[00:02:06]
Bang Bang Bang[00:02:08]
They're shooting straight at me[00:02:09]
Hoo Hoo Hoo[00:02:11]
They won't let up until I'm dead[00:02:12]
Hoo Hoo Hoo[00:02:14]
Why can't they let me be[00:02:15]
Why don't they hunt big wild moose[00:02:17]
Or chase a Ranger on the loose[00:02:18]
There's possums chipmunks caribou[00:02:19]
Or rabbits for a rabbit stew[00:02:21]
Rats and squirrels porcupines[00:02:22]
Monkeys swinging on the vines[00:02:23]
Leopards with or without spots[00:02:25]
Wild cats with or without dots[00:02:26]
Elephants badgers kangaroos[00:02:27]
Lions tigers cows that moo[00:02:28]
Wolf and mice and praire ox[00:02:30]
Red and grey and silver fox[00:02:31]
Daffy They drive me daffy[00:02:32]
Those hunters with their great big guns[00:02:34]
They're all uncles cousins fathers sons[00:02:36]
Crazy They got me hazy[00:02:37]
With all that rootin'-flootin'-hootin'-tootin'-high-falootin' noisy shootin'[00:02:39]
Closer They're gettin' closer[00:02:42]
With shot-guns pistols bows and arrows riffles[00:02:44]
Knives and other deadly trifles[00:02:46]
Scram now While I'm still able[00:02:47]
You're nutty to think that I'm gonna[00:02:49]
End up on somebody's dinner table[00:02:51]
Sooooo[00:02:52]
Good-bye[00:02:53]
So long now[00:02:56]