所属专辑:Apostrophe (’)
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 04:15
Cosmik Debris - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]
The mystery man came over[00:00:06]
And he said "I'm outta sight "[00:00:09]
He said for a nominal service charge[00:00:12]
I could reach nirvana tonight[00:00:15]
If I was ready willing and able[00:00:19]
To pay him his regular fee[00:00:22]
He would drop all the rest of[00:00:25]
His pressing affairs and devote[00:00:27]
His attention to me[00:00:29]
But I said "Look here brother[00:00:30]
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris [00:00:36]
Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris [00:00:38]
Look here brother don't waste your time on me"[00:00:44]
The mystery man got nervous[00:00:57]
And he fidget around a bit[00:01:00]
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe[00:01:03]
And he whipped out a shaving kit[00:01:06]
Now I thought it was a razor[00:01:09]
And a can of foaming goo[00:01:12]
But he told me right then when the top popped open[00:01:15]
There was nothin' his box won't do[00:01:18]
With the oil of Aphrodite and the dust of the Grand Wazoo[00:01:21]
He said "You might not believe this little fella[00:01:27]
But it'll cure your asthma too"[00:01:30]
And I said "Look here brother[00:01:33]
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris [00:01:39]
Now what kind of a guru are you anyway [00:01:41]
Look here brother don't waste your time on me"[00:01:47]
(Don't waste your time)[00:01:56]
"I've got troubles of my own" I said[00:02:39]
"And you can't help me out[00:02:42]
So take your meditations and your preparations[00:02:44]
And ram it up your snout "[00:02:48]
"But I got the crystal ball" he said[00:02:51]
And held it to the ligh[00:02:55]
So I snatched it all away from him[00:02:57]
And I showed him how to do it right[00:03:01]
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head[00:03:05]
So I looked like I was deep[00:03:07]
I said some mumbo-jumbo then[00:03:09]
I told him he was going to sleep[00:03:13]
I robbed his rings and pocketwatch[00:03:16]
And everything else I found[00:03:18]
I had that sucker hypnotized[00:03:22]
He couldn't even make a sound[00:03:24]
I proceeded to tell him his future then[00:03:27]
As long as he was hanging around[00:03:31]
I said "The price of meat has just gone up[00:03:32]
And your old lady has just gone down "[00:03:37]
And I said "Look here brother-who you[00:03:40]
Jiving with that cosmik debris [00:03:45]
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho [00:03:47]
Don't you know you could make more money as a butcher [00:03:52]
So don't waste your time on me"[00:03:56]
Don't waste it don't waste your time on me[00:04:00]
(Shanti)[00:04:06]