所属专辑:Taking the World by Donkey
歌手: Rugburns
时长: 02:44
Tree Hugger - Rugburns[00:00:00]
Written by:Steve Poltz[00:00:03]
I'd rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty car[00:00:07]
If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I could travel really far[00:00:10]
I'd rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume[00:00:14]
'Cause a totally awesome resume will feed me steak one day[00:00:17]
I'd rather have a shitty body than a shitty voice[00:00:21]
On my body I could wear some clothes[00:00:24]
On my voice I have no choice[00:00:26]
Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats[00:00:28]
Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats[00:00:31]
I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers[00:00:35]
Oh[00:00:38]
We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers[00:00:39]
The earth is so polluted I could never walk barefoot[00:00:42]
Ouch[00:00:45]
On earth day I was going to plant some trees[00:00:46]
But I planted my a** on the couch[00:00:48]
I try to eat what's good for me[00:00:49]
But I like Captain Crunch[00:00:51]
And an extra large Snickers bar with a glass of Hawaiian Punch[00:00:53]
I was going to join an ad hoc committee[00:00:56]
But I don't know what ad hoc means[00:00:58]
I think it's a special kind of rock for stone washed denim jeans[00:01:00]
Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats[00:01:04]
Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats[00:01:07]
I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers[00:01:11]
Oh[00:01:14]
We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers[00:01:15]
I went to a special school for kids whose parents were Catholic[00:01:20]
On hot dog day we could wear what we wanted[00:01:24]
I always ate four and got sick[00:01:25]
Once I kissed a girl behind the convent and I got really flustered[00:01:27]
I'll never forget the way she smelled[00:01:31]
She tasted just like mustard[00:01:33]
Now every time I go to the market and I reach the mustard row[00:01:34]
I have to hurry up and leave or my crotch begins to grow[00:01:38]
Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats[00:01:41]
Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats[00:01:45]
I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers[00:01:49]
Oh[00:01:52]
We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers[00:01:53]
As a child I was pretty sick[00:01:57]
I could make my arm come out of it's socket[00:01:59]
I used to like a Girl Scout[00:02:01]
Once she put her hand inside of my pocket[00:02:02]
I used to go to church a lot[00:02:04]
I was an altar boy[00:02:06]
Got to ring the bells at Communion time[00:02:08]
It gave me special joy[00:02:10]
Don't know what I believe in now[00:02:12]
I'm filled with foggy guilt[00:02:13]
I'm too scared not to believe in God[00:02:15]
I never touch myself under my quilt[00:02:17]
Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats[00:02:19]
Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats[00:02:23]
I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers[00:02:26]
Oh[00:02:30]
Every day'll be hot dog day and we'll live like a couple tree huggers[00:02:30]