《Pineapple Pete》歌词

歌曲： Pineapple Pete

所属专辑：Moon River Johnny Mercer Sings The Johnny Mercer Songbook

歌手： Johnny Mercer

时长： 02:39

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Pineapple Pete with the Luau seat[00:02:39]

He loves to sit and he loves to eat[00:02:39]

The sweetest guy you could hope to meet[00:02:39]

But it seems that his dinner goes, to his seat[00:02:39]

Pineapple Pete started out on Poi[00:02:39]

And when he started did he enjoy[00:02:39]

Before he grew to a full grown boy[00:02:39]

He was one-quarter avoir, half dupois[00:02:39]

He went on to grapple, with Philadelphia Scrapple[00:02:39]

With meatloaf and mustard, and cantaloupe and custard[00:02:39]

He ate so many starches he flattened both his arches[00:02:39]

And now no body's able, to pry him from the table[00:02:39]

Pineapple Pete, has become so fat[00:02:39]

He's got to stay seated where he's at[00:02:39]

He can't dig you, so hurry out and meet[00:02:39]

The worlds-famous eater, with the enormous seater[00:02:39]

Pineapple Pete[00:02:39]

While most folks are restin, he's chompin and digestin[00:02:39]

While they're busy surfin, he's arfin and he's erfin[00:02:39]

When they say Aloha, he hollars out some moah[00:02:39]

A mouth full of papaya, prevents him sayin Hi-ya[00:02:39]

Need I repeat, never watch his weight[00:02:39]

He keeps his eye on his neighbors plate[00:02:39]

And if you turn or you miss a beat[00:02:39]

Man your 10 ounces thinner[00:02:39]

Cause who's got your dinner?[00:02:39]

Pineapple Pete[00:02:39]