《Are You Ready For The Real Slim Shady》歌词

歌曲： Are You Ready For The Real Slim Shady

所属专辑：Eminelton

歌手： DJ Crazy Chris

时长： 02:26

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Are You Ready For The Real Slim Shady - DJ Crazy Chris[00:00:00]

May I have your attention please[00:00:03]

May I have your attention please[00:00:06]

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:08]

I repeat[00:00:12]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:13]

We're going to have a problem here[00:00:16]

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:18]

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like[00:00:20]

Tommy just burst in the door[00:00:22]

Started whoopin' her a*s worse than before[00:00:23]

They first get divorced throwing her[00:00:25]

Over furniture scream[00:00:26]

It's the return of the[00:00:27]

Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't[00:00:28]

Just say what I think he did did he[00:00:30]

And Dr Dre said[00:00:32]

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's[00:00:33]

Locked in my basement haha[00:00:35]

Feminist women love Eminem[00:00:37]

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady[00:00:38]

I'm sick of him[00:00:40]

Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what[00:00:41]

Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes' so cute though[00:00:43]

Yea I probably got a couple of screws[00:00:45]

Up in my head loose[00:00:47]

But no worse than what's going on[00:00:48]

In your parent's bedrooms[00:00:49]

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose[00:00:50]

But can't but it's cool for Tom Green[00:00:52]

To hump a dead moose[00:00:54]

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:00:55]

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:00:57]

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:00:59]

And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is[00:01:01]

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:04]

By the time they hit 4th grade[00:01:06]

They got the discovery channel don't they[00:01:07]

We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals[00:01:09]

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:11]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:13]

Then there's no reason that a man[00:01:15]

And another man can't elope[00:01:16]

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote[00:01:17]

Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:20]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:22]

I'm Slim Shady[00:01:23]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:01:24]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:01:25]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:26]

Please stand up[00:01:28]

Please stand up[00:01:29]

Please stand up[00:01:30]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:01:31]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:01:32]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:33]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:01:34]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:36]

Please stand up[00:01:37]

Please stand up[00:01:38]

Please stand up[00:01:39]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss[00:01:40]

In his raps to sell records[00:01:41]

You think I give a Grammy[00:01:42]

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:43]

You think I give a damm about a Grammy[00:01:45]

Half of you critics can't even stomach me[00:01:47]

Let alone stand me[00:01:48]

But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird[00:01:49]

Why so you guys can just lie to get me here[00:01:51]

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears[00:01:54]

S**t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs[00:01:56]

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst[00:01:58]

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:01]

Little b***h put me on blast on MTV[00:02:03]

Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe[00:02:05]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:02:08]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:02:09]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:02:10]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:11]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:02:12]

Please stand up[00:02:13]

Please stand up[00:02:14]

Please stand up[00:02:16]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:02:17]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:02:18]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:02:19]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:20]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:02:21]

Please stand up[00:02:22]

Please stand up[00:02:24]

Please stand up[00:02:25]