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The Bride Stripped Bare (By The Batchelors) (2007 Digital Remaster) - Bonzo Dog Band[00:00:00]
So the boys got together and formed a band [00:00:01]
Uh f-fate played the straight man[00:00:03]
And since then they've never looked back [00:00:05]
Hey you lads welcome to club [00:00:11]
I've seen you on the telly with your[00:00:13]
Long hair and pimples [00:00:14]
(pop-pop)[00:00:16]
We arrived at the gig looking rough[00:00:18]
Not happy we'd all had enough[00:00:20]
Of eight hours on the road[00:00:23]
Legs Larry said he [00:00:28]
"It's the boozer for me dear boy "[00:00:30]
"Yip yip yessiry "[00:00:32]
And the hotel reception was empty and cold[00:00:34]
With 'orrid red wallpaper forty years old[00:00:36]
It stank like a rhino house [00:00:39]
Mr Slater said "Oh I can smell Vindaloo "[00:00:44]
"Oh really "[00:00:47]
"No sir O'Reilly "[00:00:48]
Hobnob [00:00:52]
And we wave to the people who frown[00:00:54]
At our hair as we ride into town[00:00:59]
And Chalky and Nozz had set up the gear[00:01:16]
In the club where the[00:01:18]
Dohl Pal Show would appear[00:01:19]
In person as themselves[00:01:21]
(arf arf)[00:01:23]
In person as themselves[00:01:24]
Then Neil Fred and I played darts for a while[00:01:26]
Before we switched on our theatrical smile[00:01:29]
Hey you remember [00:01:32]
Hot dogs on sale in foyer [00:01:46]
Eyy [00:01:49]
"You can have a drink in your dressing room [00:01:52]
Lads but you can't come into club[00:01:53]
Looking like that We can't oblige Thank you "[00:01:55]
"Hey Redneck "[00:01:58]
"We've had 'em all 'ere you know Tommy Raye "[00:02:00]
"Aye "[00:02:04]
"That's a brand new scratch on the piano [00:02:05]
Cost you seventy-five quid to put that right "[00:02:07]
"Whoa 'oo did that "[00:02:09]
"I remember one time--"[00:02:10]
"And Buddy "[00:02:12]
"Aye "[00:02:14]
"Put off all thought though in here dunnit "[00:02:15]
"Whoa what "[00:02:18]
"Will you take your empty[00:02:18]
Glasses back to the bar "[00:02:19]
"Any 'artistes' messing in football[00:02:20]
Will be paid off immediately "[00:02:22]
"Hoover "[00:02:25]
"It's not for meself lads it's for me daughter "[00:02:27]
"Five pints of lager and one Coke "[00:02:31]
"You got me lads it's the manager[00:02:36]
That makes the rules "[00:02:37]