所属专辑:Allan Sherman Live! (Hoping You Are The Same)
歌手: Allan Sherman
时长: 02:45
Sam You Made the Pants Too Long - Allan Sherman[00:00:00]
You made the coat and vest[00:00:10]
Should fit me the best [00:00:13]
You sewed the buttons strong [00:00:17]
But Sam you made the pants too long [00:00:23]
Far from the Bronx I flew [00:00:35]
Around the world to you [00:00:39]
Cause they said[00:00:43]
You're the best custom tailor in Hong Kong [00:00:44]
Sam you made the pants[00:00:50]
About a foot and a half too long [00:00:54]
First I took a jet [00:00:59]
Then I took a clipper [00:01:01]
Then I took a ricksha to your door [00:01:03]
And now Sam I regret [00:01:07]
My chin's caught in my zipper [00:01:09]
And my cuffs are down there polishing the floor [00:01:12]
Oh what a thrill divine [00:01:20]
When I first saw your sign [00:01:23]
It said [00:01:26]
For service kindly bong the gong [00:01:27]
I bonged and then mine pants went wrong [00:01:33]
I don't like to complain [00:01:41]
Or cause a demonstration [00:01:43]
But the belt is in my armpits if you please [00:01:45]
I'm trying to explain [00:01:49]
My pants need alteration [00:01:51]
How do you say oy vay in Chinese [00:01:54]
I've been here six long weeks [00:02:01]
My pagoda leaks [00:02:06]
I thought your name was Feldman [00:02:10]
But it's Fong [00:02:14]
Sam Fong [00:02:17]
You made the pants too long [00:02:20]