所属专辑:Rayality
歌手: Ray Scott
时长: 03:43
Those Jeans - Ray Scott[00:00:00]
Well I was out at the long branch [00:00:18]
And I was talkin' to this girl [00:00:19]
And every hound dog in the joint[00:00:22]
Was sniffing around her [00:00:24]
I was playing it slow and cool [00:00:26]
Being the gentleman that I am [00:00:29]
Well then this grease ball[00:00:35]
With long black slick back hair[00:00:36]
Struts right up to her like[00:00:39]
I wasn't even standing there [00:00:40]
He looks her up and down and cocks[00:00:44]
His eyebrow and he says "Baby damn [00:00:45]
How do you get in those jeans [00:00:50]
Mercy you looking fine [00:00:55]
How do you get in those jeans baby [00:00:59]
And tell me how do I [00:01:03]
She looked at him and smiled and said[00:01:10]
I thought you'd never ask [00:01:11]
He looked at me and said [00:01:14]
Now that's how that's done son just like that [00:01:15]
I wanted to be mad at him [00:01:18]
But to tell you the truth[00:01:19]
I was really kinda impressed [00:01:21]
He said you might get slapped 9 times out of 10 [00:01:27]
But there's always one that wants[00:01:31]
A little B S Kinda man [00:01:32]
So I walked up to the next girl[00:01:35]
I saw who wasn't wearing a dress [00:01:37]
And I leaned in and said [00:01:39]
How do you get in those jeans [00:01:41]
Mercy you looking fine [00:01:46]
How do you get in those jeans baby [00:01:50]
And tell me how do I [00:01:55]
I sure did[00:01:57]
Well I woke up later in a hospital bed [00:02:18]
With a half-pound of gauze[00:02:22]
Wrapped around my sore head [00:02:24]
Some of my teeth were gone [00:02:26]
And I was drinking mashed taters through a straw [00:02:28]
You see uh turns out the girl that[00:02:34]
I propositioned had a man [00:02:36]
With a chip on his shoulder and blunt object in his hand [00:02:39]
Who proceeded to express his disapproval[00:02:44]
Of the lines that I crossed [00:02:46]
Well they told me I could leave [00:02:52]
So I put my clothes back on [00:02:53]
I stumbled past the waiting room just minding my own [00:02:56]
And then this over nurse night nurse [00:03:01]
From out of nowhere comes up to me and she says [00:03:02]
"Excuse me sir but um [00:03:05]
How do you get in those jeans [00:03:07]
Mercy you looking fine [00:03:12]
How do you get in those jeans baby [00:03:16]
And tell me how do I [00:03:20]
Uh well um I guess I did need a ride home [00:03:25]
I gotta tell myself it was the right thing to do [00:03:30]
Don't judge me[00:03:37]