《The Song Of The 7 Inch Cowboy》歌词

歌曲： The Song Of The 7 Inch Cowboy

所属专辑：Wonderful Beef

歌手： Pain

时长： 04:42

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The Song Of The 7 Inch Cowboy - Pain[00:00:00]

I'm a seven inch cowboy[00:00:01]

With a tiny pair of six guns[00:00:03]

Five will get you ten[00:00:07]

I betcha never seen one[00:00:10]

Well I'm a seven inch cowboy[00:00:19]

How do you be[00:00:21]

And I'm used to people gawking[00:00:23]

And a-staring at me[00:00:24]

But I wasnt always so gol-darned wee[00:00:26]

Let me tell you my story[00:00:29]

You can listen for free[00:00:30]

For seven long years[00:00:32]

Now that's a year for every inch I stand[00:00:33]

I've traveled small and lonely down[00:00:35]

The byways of this giant land[00:00:37]

Like a country western Lilliputian[00:00:38]

Too afraid to stop[00:00:40]

I'm at the bottom of the food chain[00:00:41]

Whereas I once was at the top[00:00:43]

I wandered on foot my horse had[00:00:45]

Done abandoned me[00:00:47]

And every town I come to's like a[00:00:48]

Terrible dream[00:00:50]

The other cowboys mocked me[00:00:52]

And spit tobacco like meteors[00:00:53]

Watching me dodge them and laughing[00:00:55]

At my small squeaky scream[00:00:56]

I went to a saloon to get a drink [00:00:58]

They wouldn't serve me[00:01:00]

They stuffed me in a glass and slid[00:01:01]

Me up and down the bar[00:01:02]

And all the barroom women gathered[00:01:04]

Round and had their way with me[00:01:06]

They sang a song both cold and mean[00:01:07]

Cause that's how women are[00:01:09]

They sang a man can pan for gold and[00:01:10]

Strike it rich and be a millionaire[00:01:12]

Or ride the rodeo and be the best one[00:01:14]

At it anywhere[00:01:16]

Drive a brand new car be a movie star[00:01:17]

Size is all that counts and there you are[00:01:20]

And I'm a seven-inch cowboy[00:01:23]

With a tiny pair of six guns[00:01:26]

Five will get you ten[00:01:30]

I bet you never seen one[00:01:32]

Now as you can imagine I'd grown[00:01:55]

Pretty bitter[00:01:57]

Although that's the only way in which[00:01:58]

I had grown[00:02:01]

And in that seventh year I finally[00:02:02]

Found my transgressor[00:02:03]

The man who had shrunk me the[00:02:05]

Worst fiend I'd ever known[00:02:06]

The mad Professor Mentley was[00:02:08]

His name and I drew near[00:02:09]

I hopped upon his shoulder and[00:02:11]

I grabbed him by the ear[00:02:13]

I held my little pistols up and I[00:02:14]

Told him lookee here[00:02:16]

You made me this way it's time[00:02:17]

To pay you gol-darned queer[00:02:19]

The professor said wait wait[00:02:22]

Now you know me and I know you[00:02:27]

And you know that strange experiments[00:02:30]

Are just what I do[00:02:32]

It's less like a passtime and more[00:02:33]

Like a job[00:02:35]

Why if I didn't do it I'd be an[00:02:36]

Unemployed slob[00:02:38]

Now I know that won't suffice and it won't[00:02:40]

Set you at ease[00:02:42]

But I'm thinking fast as I can for a man[00:02:43]

Who's down on his knees[00:02:45]

And just this passing moment I had a[00:02:46]

Thought here's what I thunk[00:02:48]

Where would you be today if you hadn't[00:02:49]

Gotten shrunk [00:02:51]

Just another nameless cowboy a[00:02:52]

Mediocre bumpking[00:02:54]

Riding in the sun skin burnt the color[00:02:56]

Of a pumpking[00:02:58]

Reviled by the ladies ridiculed by[00:02:59]

Other men[00:03:01]

Nothing to set you apart nor would[00:03:02]

There ever have been[00:03:04]

Then I came along yes me Professor Mently[00:03:05]

I gave you a gift though you're[00:03:08]

Ungrateful evidently[00:03:10]

I plucked you from your average status [00:03:12]

Made you unique[00:03:13]

You're a seven inch cowboy not a[00:03:15]

Six foot freak[00:03:17]

From every corner of the globe folks[00:03:18]

Will come to adore you[00:03:19]

Nations will bow and throw their[00:03:21]

Riches before you[00:03:23]

You'll be diminitive in stature but[00:03:24]

A titan inside[00:03:26]

Because I your true friend chose[00:03:27]

To stand by your side[00:03:29]

Now I cogitated on the words Professor[00:03:30]

Mentley shared[00:03:33]

And I wondered if perhaps he only said[00:03:34]

Em cause he was scared[00:03:36]

My guns were weighing heavy in[00:03:37]

My hands my heart was low[00:03:39]

When suddenly some old advice[00:03:40]

Came to me soft and slow[00:03:42]

Well my pop told me it don't matter[00:03:46]

Where a fella goes[00:03:48]

You can sail through icy straights[00:03:50]

And misty archipelagoes[00:03:51]

Travel to the moon orbit every star[00:03:53]

Size don't really count and there you are[00:03:56]

You're still a man however big you are[00:03:59]

And I'm a seven-inch cowboy[00:04:03]

With a tiny pair of six guns[00:04:06]

Five will get you ten[00:04:10]

You'll never see another one[00:04:12]

I guess Professor Mentley had a[00:04:16]

Point although I shot him anyway[00:04:17]

There's never been a gentleman like[00:04:19]

Me and that is safe to say[00:04:21]

Well I've thought real long and hard [00:04:22]

So hard my brain is numb[00:04:24]

Now I say Hollywood Hollywood[00:04:27]

Hollywood here I come[00:04:28]