《Late For School》歌词

歌曲： Late For School

所属专辑：The Crow

歌手： Steve Martin

时长： 03:46

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Late For School - Steve Martin (史蒂夫·马丁)[00:00:00]

Woke up this mornin [00:00:10]

Clock said I was late for school [00:00:12]

Teacher told me "that's not cool"[00:00:14]

Gotta put my shirt and pants on [00:00:16]

Flew down the front stair [00:00:18]

Wet my fingers and slicked my hair [00:00:19]

Elbowed grandma passing by [00:00:21]

Her face went into a pie [00:00:23]

If I'm late there's misery [00:00:24]

I won't be up on history [00:00:26]

I'll be in the English grammar slammer [00:00:28]

And I got a C [00:00:30]

Got a warning last semester [00:00:32]

Told my mom and that depressed her [00:00:33]

Promised dad I won't be late so gotta accelerate [00:00:35]

Let's go [00:00:38]

Ran out the front door [00:00:46]

Moving like a meteor [00:00:47]

I sped across the front lawn quickly [00:00:49]

Missed the bus my shoelace tripped me [00:00:51]

Rounded the corner [00:00:53]

Homework flying as I go [00:00:55]

Neighbor shouted "tally ho "[00:00:56]

And gave a standing O [00:00:58]

Lept across three lawn flamingos [00:01:00]

Waved to Sal he's Filipino[00:01:02]

Jumped the fence [00:01:03]

And found that I was headed toward a pool [00:01:05]

In the air I did look funny [00:01:07]

On tv I'd make some money [00:01:09]

Waved my arms and legs like mad[00:01:10]

To alter where I'd land WHOO [00:01:12]

Aimed for the rubber boad [00:01:28]

Hit instead the kiddie float [00:01:30]

I began to lose control [00:01:32]

I'm so glad I learned to log roll [00:01:34]

Jumped onto the diving board [00:01:36]

Bounced off it then headed toward [00:01:37]

A jungle gym [00:01:39]

I bounced just right and caught onto a kite [00:01:40]

WHOA I'm flying[00:01:42]

Up so high i see the school [00:01:50]

8AM that's the rule [00:01:51]

Flying slowly time is marking [00:01:53]

Down below the dogs are barking [00:01:55]

I feel like I'm sailing [00:01:57]

But uh-oh the wind is failing [00:01:58]

Now I'm headed downward groundward [00:02:00]

Clownward to the school [00:02:02]

On the football field I crashed [00:02:04]

50-yard line perfect smash [00:02:06]

Grabbed my books and so begins[00:02:07]

My frantic final dash [00:02:09]

Down the hall i ricochet [00:02:11]

Trophy cases in the way [00:02:13]

The other kids are all in class [00:02:14]

I wish that I were they[00:02:16]

ALMOST THERE [00:02:21]

I see the clock ends with the light [00:02:34]

8AM exactly right [00:02:36]

I pull a handle with a fight [00:02:38]

The door is locked and that's not right[00:02:39]

There's not a person here today [00:02:41]

Is everybody out to play [00:02:43]

Now i'm thinking and it's sinking in [00:02:45]

It's saturday [00:02:46]

OHH I could have stayed in bed [00:02:49]

I'm out the school gate[00:02:55]

Wish that I could aviate [00:02:57]

Or possibly evaporate [00:02:59]

I'll be home and back in bed soon [00:03:01]

My dad is waiting[00:03:03]

"what the heck were you up to [00:03:04]

Let's go fishing [00:03:06]

My oh my your grandma's face is in a pie"[00:03:07]

This is really something [00:03:09]

I'm with dad and fish are jumping [00:03:11]

Mom gave me a new alarm[00:03:13]

To set for monday morn [00:03:15]

Never wanna be late for school'[00:03:17]

Never wanna be the classroom fool [00:03:18]

I'd be in the English grammar slammer [00:03:20]

And I get a D [00:03:22]

Now my feet are doing dances [00:03:24]

HIP HOORAY for second chances [00:03:26]

I'm not late and life is great it's time to celebrate WHOA[00:03:27]