《Sullivan: The Mikado / Act 1 - 8. As Someday It May Happen That A Victim...》歌词

歌曲： Sullivan: The Mikado / Act 1 - 8. As Someday It May Happen That A Victim...

所属专辑：Gilbert & Sullivan: The Mikado; Trial By Jury

歌手： Peter Pratt&D’Oyly Carte

时长： 02:00

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As Someday It May Happen That A Victim (萨利文：有一天可能会发生一个受害者) - Peter Pratt/The D'Oyly Carte Opera Chorus/The New Symphony Orchestra Of London (伦敦新交响乐团)/Isidore Godfrey (伊西多尔·戈弗雷)[00:00:00]

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found[00:00:07]

I've got a little list I've got a little list[00:00:10]

Of society offenders who might well be underground[00:00:12]

And who never would be missed who never would be missed[00:00:15]

There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs[00:00:18]

All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs[00:00:21]

All children who are up in dates and floor you with'em flat[00:00:23]

All persons who in shaking hands shake hands with you like that[00:00:26]

And all third persons who on spoiling tête-á-têtes insist[00:00:29]

They'd none of'em be missed they'd none of'em be missed[00:00:32]

He's got'em on the list he's got'em on the list[00:00:35]

And they'll none of'em be missed they'll none of'em be missed[00:00:37]

There's the banjo serenader and the others of his race[00:00:41]

And the piano-organist I've got him on the list[00:00:44]

And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face[00:00:47]

They never would be missed they never would be missed[00:00:50]

Then the idiot who praises with enthusiastic tone[00:00:52]

All centuries but this and every country but his own[00:00:55]

And the lady from the provinces who dresses like a guy[00:00:58]

And who doesn't think she dances but would rather like to try[00:01:01]

And that singular anomaly the lady novelist[00:01:03]

I don't think she'd be missed I'm sure she'd not he missed[00:01:06]

He's got her on the list he's got her on the list[00:01:09]

And I don't think she'll be missed I'm sure she'll not be missed[00:01:12]

And that Nisi Prius nuisance who just now is rather rife[00:01:16]

The Judicial humorist I've got him on the list[00:01:19]

All funny fellows comic men and clowns of private life[00:01:22]

They'd none of'em be missed they'd none of'em be missed[00:01:24]

And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind[00:01:27]

Such as What d'ye call him Thing'em-bob and likewise Never mind[00:01:31]

And'St'st'stand What's-his-name and also You-know-who[00:01:36]

The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you[00:01:41]

But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list[00:01:44]

For they'd none of'em be missed they'd none of'em be missed[00:01:46]

You may put'em on the list you may put'em on the list[00:01:49]

And they'll none of'em be missed they'll none of'em be missed[00:01:52]