所属专辑:LEHRER, Tom: Evenings with Tom Lehrer (1959)
歌手: Tom Lehrer
时长: 02:26
When You are Old and Grey - Tom Lehrer[00:00:00]
The most popular type of[00:00:00]
Popular song is of course the love song [00:00:01]
And I'd like to[00:00:04]
Illustrate several subspecies of this form during[00:00:05]
The evening [00:00:07]
First of all [00:00:07]
The type of love song where the fellow tells the girl[00:00:09]
That although the years[00:00:11]
Ahead will almost certainly destroy every[00:00:12]
Vestige of her already dubious charms [00:00:15]
That nonetheless his love[00:00:20]
For her will shine on forever through the years [00:00:22]
You know [00:00:24]
Another example of stark realism in the popular song [00:00:25]
This particular example is called[00:00:31]
When You Are Old And Grey [00:00:33]
And I'd like to dedicate[00:00:34]
It to anyone in the audience who is still[00:00:35]
In love with each other [00:00:37]
Since I still appreciate you[00:00:40]
Let's find love while we may[00:00:44]
Because I know I'll hate you[00:00:48]
When you are old and grey[00:00:51]
So say you love me here and now[00:00:55]
I'll make the most of that[00:00:58]
Say you love and trust me[00:01:02]
For I know you'll disgust me[00:01:03]
When you're old and getting fat[00:01:06]
An awful debility[00:01:13]
A lessened utility[00:01:14]
A loss of mobility[00:01:16]
Is a strong possibility[00:01:17]
In all probability[00:01:19]
I'll lose my virility[00:01:21]
And you your fertility[00:01:22]
And desirability[00:01:24]
And this liability[00:01:26]
Of total sterility[00:01:28]
Will leed to hostility[00:01:29]
And a sense of futility[00:01:31]
So let's act with agility[00:01:34]
While we still have facility[00:01:37]
For we'll soon reach senility[00:01:40]
And lose the ability[00:01:43]
Your teeth will start to go dear[00:01:48]
Your waist will start to spread[00:01:53]
In twenty years or so dear[00:01:56]
I'll wish that you were dead[00:02:00]
I'll never love you then at all[00:02:03]
The way I do today[00:02:06]
So please remember[00:02:09]
When I leave in December[00:02:11]
I told you so in May[00:02:14]