《You’re Pretty When I’m Drunk》歌词

歌曲： You’re Pretty When I’m Drunk

所属专辑：Show Us Your Hits (International Version)

歌手： Bloodhound Gang

时长： 00:30

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You're Pretty When I'm Drunk - Bloodhound Gang[00:00:00]

One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission[00:00:15]

To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'[00:00:18]

Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless[00:00:21]

Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus[00:00:23]

And Daddy gonna get some probably underage and dumb[00:00:25]

And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young[00:00:28]

Lupus in the lavatory makin' a big stink[00:00:30]

Messin' up the toilet seat and poopin' in the sink[00:00:33]

M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup[00:00:35]

Waitin' for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up[00:00:38]

'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Horse Ale[00:00:40]

After that I get silly like Soupy Sales[00:00:43]

Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed[00:00:45]

A six of Shlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz[00:00:48]

With my beers tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle[00:00:50]

I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle[00:00:53]

'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk[00:00:55]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:00:57]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:00:58]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:00:59]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:01:00]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:01:02]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:01:03]

And I'm pretty f**kin' drunk[00:01:04]

Here she comes a funky fried cutie[00:01:15]

Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty[00:01:18]

'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery[00:01:20]

You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me[00:01:23]

But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be[00:01:25]

Hey Lupus is she cute[00:01:28]

Yeah for a pygmie[00:01:30]

Aw what do you know[00:01:31]

You're probably goin' home alone[00:01:32]

And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone[00:01:33]

Plus beauty it's only skin deep[00:01:36]

It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak[00:01:38]

I could tap that barrel in fact I know I can[00:01:41]

It's a mnage trois you and me and Heineken[00:01:43]

'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk[00:01:46]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:01:47]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:01:48]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:01:50]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:01:51]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:01:52]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:01:53]

And I'm pretty f**kin' drunk[00:01:55]

Regrets I've had a few[00:01:56]

First and foremost I'd like to mention you[00:01:58]

For the sake of conversation we'll call you the Brand New Heavy[00:02:01]

You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy[00:02:04]

You can call it big-boned I prefer to call it gut[00:02:06]

You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the f**kin' Hutt[00:02:09]

You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy[00:02:11]

I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry[00:02:14]

It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat[00:02:16]

So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot[00:02:19]

I was butterin' rolls like a soup kitchen Christian[00:02:31]

Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'[00:02:34]

I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance[00:02:36]

But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pants[00:02:39]

At that junction I came to realize[00:02:41]

That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size[00:02:44]

Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament[00:02:46]

That you were not a girl you were an experiment[00:02:49]

'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk[00:02:54]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:02:55]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:02:57]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:02:58]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:02:59]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:03:00]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:03:02]

And I'm pretty f**kin' drunk[00:03:03]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:03:04]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:03:05]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:03:07]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:03:08]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:03:09]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:03:10]

You're pretty when I'm drunk[00:03:12]

And I'm pretty f**kin' drunk[00:03:13]