所属专辑:Off The Deep End
时长: 04:36
When I Was Your Age - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]
Let me tell you sonny[00:00:30]
Let me tell you straight[00:00:32]
You kids today ain't never had it tough[00:00:34]
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate[00:00:40]
You lazy brats think nothing's good enough[00:00:44]
Well nobody ever drove me to school[00:00:48]
When it was ninety degrees below[00:00:51]
We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow[00:00:53]
Worked in the coal mines twenty two hours[00:00:58]
A day for just half a cent[00:01:00]
Had to sell me internal organs just to pay the rent[00:01:03]
When I was your age[00:01:07]
When I was your age[00:01:11]
When I was your age[00:01:15]
When I was your age[00:01:20]
Let me tell you something you whiny little snot[00:01:27]
There's something wrong with all you kids today[00:01:31]
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got[00:01:36]
We were hungry[00:01:40]
Broken and miserable and we liked it fine that way[00:01:41]
There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box[00:01:45]
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks[00:01:50]
Every night for dinner we had a big 'ol chunk of dirt[00:01:55]
If we were really good we didn't get dessert[00:01:59]
When I was your age When I was your age[00:02:03]
When I was your age When I was your age[00:02:12]
Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine[00:02:23]
All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string[00:02:28]
Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad[00:02:32]
Our neighbor's mseptic tank was the closest thing we had[00:02:37]
Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails[00:02:42]
Didn't have Nintendo we just poured salt on snails[00:02:47]
Didn't have no water bed[00:02:51]
Had to sleep on broken glass[00:02:53]
Didn't have no lawnmower[00:02:56]
We used our teeth to cut the grass[00:02:58]
What's the matter now[00:03:20]
Sonny you say you don't believe this junk[00:03:20]
You think my story's wearin' kinda thin[00:03:24]
I tell you one thing I never was such a disrespectful punk[00:03:29]
Back in my time we had a thing called discipline[00:03:33]
Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve[00:03:38]
Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves[00:03:43]
Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain[00:03:47]
And let me tell ya Junior you never heard me complain[00:03:53]
When I was your age When I was your age[00:03:56]
When I was your age When I was your age[00:04:05]
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When I was your age When I was your age[00:04:24]