《Cruel Shoes (From The Book Cruel Shoes) (Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： Cruel Shoes (From The Book Cruel Shoes) (Album Version)

所属专辑：Comedy Is Not Pretty

歌手： Steve Martin

时长： 02:17

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Cruel Shoes (From The Book Cruel Shoes) (Album Version) - Steve Martin (史蒂夫·马丁)[00:00:00]

Anna knew She had to have a new pair of shoes today [00:00:05]

And Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store [00:00:09]

Carlo spoke wearily Well that's it [00:00:12]

That's every pair of shoes in the place[00:00:15]

Oh you must have one more pair [00:00:18]

No not one more Well [00:00:21]

We have the cruel shoes but no one would want to try[00:00:25]

Yes let me see the cruel shoes [00:00:33]

No you don't understand you see the cruel shoes are [00:00:35]

Get them [00:00:37]

Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment [00:00:40]

And then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox [00:00:42]

He took off the lid and re-moved[00:00:45]

A hideous pair of black and white pumps [00:00:47]

But this was not an ordinary pair of black[00:00:50]

And white pumps; both were left feet [00:00:52]

One had a right angle turn with[00:00:57]

Sepa-rate compartments[00:00:58]

That pointed the toes in impossible directions [00:00:59]

The other shoe was six inches long and[00:01:02]

Was curved inward like a rocking chair[00:01:05]

With a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place [00:01:07]

Carlo spoke hesitantly [00:01:15]

Now you see they' re not fit for humans [00:01:18]

Put them on me [00:01:22]

But Put them on me [00:01:24]

Carlo knew all arguments were useless [00:01:27]

He knelt down before her and[00:01:29]

Forced the feet into the shoes [00:01:31]

The screams were incredible [00:01:34]

Anna crawled over to the mirror[00:01:37]

And held her bloody feet up where she could see [00:01:39]

I like them [00:01:45]

She paid Carlo and crawled[00:01:49]

Out of the store into the street [00:01:51]

Later that day [00:01:52]

Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer [00:01:54]

Well that's it That's every pair of shoes in the place [00:01:56]

Unless of course you'd like to try the cruel shoes[00:02:01]