《Smell My Beard(Original Version)》歌词

歌曲： Smell My Beard(Original Version)

所属专辑：You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore， Vol. 4

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 04:32

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Smell My Beard - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]

Now the sound that you hear in the background right now [00:00:06]

Is the sound caused by George Duke agitating two metal insignias [00:00:08]

These are badges that he removed from a coupla boogers[00:00:11]

That Marty tried to palm off on him in the last town that we was in [00:00:15]

Actually theyre booger pasties[00:00:18]

And he's hitting the booger pasty with a little stick to get a very interesting musical effect [00:00:19]

You know he does this every night [00:00:25]

And sometimes he becomes so overwrought [00:00:28]

So excited by the fact that he's actually touching a piece of metal[00:00:30]

That might have at one time come in contact with the actual flesh of a booger bear [00:00:34]

And so sometimes he misses it [00:00:39]

George:[00:00:41]

Oh Lord have mercy [00:00:41]

FZ:[00:00:43]

And he hits his thumb and he hurts hisself Yes it hurts very much [00:00:43]

But he likes pain [00:00:47]

We can tell that he likes pain because he's in this group [00:00:51]

George:[00:00:54]

But but its very close to other things [00:00:54]

FZ:[00:00:58]

Yes but later that night after George was finished fondling the booger pasty [00:00:59]

A thought came to his mind how how can I possibly get any nook tonight in (pasege )[00:01:02]

If I don't put this thing down and play the piano and get funky for these people [00:01:09]

And so George as you say in your language took it away [00:01:14]

George:[00:01:19]

But before we get funky the continuing stories of [00:01:19]

Napoleon:[00:01:22]

Moontrick [00:01:22]

George:[00:01:26]

No this ain't moontrick this time we go to moontrick next show [00:01:26]

This is the continuing stories of the boogers of Marty Perellis [00:01:28]

Do you all know who he is There he is Hes got a white shirt on an a [00:01:31]

FZ:[00:01:37]

Your two-hunderd and fifty closest relatives the Mothers of Invention [00:01:38]

George:[00:01:41]

Yes anyway he was in my room I invited some people over [00:01:42]

Young ladies They looked interesting Their names shall go unmentioned [00:01:51]

FZ:[00:01:58]

The reason they looked interesting is[00:01:59]

Because they apparently were intelligent enough to dress themselves [00:02:00]

George:[00:02:03]

Anyway what was happening was nothing [00:02:05]

Ha ha wasnt nothing happening [00:02:12]

So I said Lets get this party on the road [00:02:16]

I said lemme call the roadmanager [00:02:18]

I said what's your name Mighty Perellis come down here and meet Miss Cool Miss Dew & Miss eh Miss Stool [00:02:20]

So we so Marty got in there and he was there about five minutes[00:02:33]

And all of a sudden I began to hear other things [00:02:38]

I said what you doing over there [00:02:40]

I said I never heard nobody do that king of thing before [00:02:42]

I said come out of that corner what's wrong with you [00:02:47]

So he comissed it We were all asking: Men what you're doing over there [00:02:49]

FZ:[00:02:53]

Really whipping it just whipping it into a frenzy [00:02:53]

George:[00:02:55]

All of a sudden he was gone [00:02:56]

I look around and Marty had took the Booger out of his room [00:02:58]

I said: Where you going He went down to his room which was room 33 [00:03:01]

An hour later I went to his room I knocked on his door [00:03:07]

I said: What you doin He said [00:03:10]

I said: Say that again I said: Ho ho [00:03:15]

It was late We had an eight o clock wake up [00:03:20]

You all know what that is Eight o clock wake up [00:03:23]

Eight o clock wake up eight o clock wake up eight o clock wake up [00:03:28]

Eight o clock wake up eight o clock wake up ahrrrrrr [00:03:34]

So Marty came out in the hall and looked in the pool and he said [00:03:46]

Can I say this He said: Smell my beard I said: You must be crazy [00:03:50]

Napoleon:[00:03:58]

I had to smell it [00:03:59]

George:[00:04:05]

Show how ywas walking Marty [00:04:05]

And he said: Smell my beard I said: I ain't gonna smell nothing [00:04:08]

Napoleon said: Ill [00:04:13]

Napoleon:[00:04:15]

Check it out I told you check it out make sure [00:04:15]

George:[00:04:18]

Anyway if you wanna hear [00:04:18]

Napoleon:[00:04:19]

You know what it smell like [00:04:20]

FZ:[00:04:21]

Marty's odor [00:04:22]

George:[00:04:22]

Come to the next show for the continuing stories of[00:04:22]

Napoleon:[00:04:24]

Marty's odor[00:04:25]

George:[00:04:25]

Marty's trick But for now we go to[00:04:25]