《Theme From Family Guy》歌词

歌曲： Theme From Family Guy

歌手： Brian

时长： 07:08

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Theme From Family Guy (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲) - Brian[00:00:00]

It seems today that all you see is violence in movies[00:00:06]

And sex on TV[00:00:11]

Peter but where are those good old fashioned values[00:00:12]

On which we used to rely[00:00:16]

Brian it used to be a big time star was elegant as garbo[00:00:18]

Or hedy lamarr[00:00:24]

Stewie but now we get whores like jenny lopez[00:00:25]

You want to curl up and die[00:00:29]

Lucky theres a family guy[00:00:32]

Lucky theres a man who positively can do[00:00:35]

All the things that make us[00:00:38]

Laugh and cry[00:00:40]

He's a family guy[00:00:41]

When I was young the songs were fair[00:00:45]

With mister johnny mathis and sonny and cher[00:00:49]

Peter but now we get justin timber homo[00:00:52]

A heartache all gone awry[00:00:55]

Brian the classic films were works of arts[00:00:58]

The images were graceful the stories were smart[00:01:01]

But now we get matrix revolution[00:01:04]

I'm sorry I know this doesnt rhyme[00:01:08]

But what the hell were you wachowski brothers thinking[00:01:09]

Lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a fella[00:01:11]

Sweeter than vanilla wholesome as a piece of[00:01:16]

Apple pie[00:01:19]

He's a family guy[00:01:20]

His smiles a simple delight[00:01:26]

He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites[00:01:28]

Peter[00:01:31]

Meg he bought me my cute little hat[00:01:32]

Brian yeah we should have a talk about that[00:01:35]

About that and his hat[00:01:37]

He's mastered the comedy arts[00:02:35]

He says look out hiroshima then casually farts[00:02:38]

He's loaded with sexy appeal[00:02:41]

And best of all my titties are real have a feel[00:02:44]

Brian no thank you[00:02:48]

I gave it the office[00:02:49]

Lois the brady bunch has got their mike and[00:02:50]

Pretty laura petrie has dicky van dyke[00:02:52]

But who around here could fill those loafers[00:02:55]

But here's a happy reply lucky there's a family guy[00:02:59]

Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us[00:03:05]

Laugh and cry[00:03:10]

He's a family guy he's a family guy[00:03:11]

Oh my thank you very much what a welcome[00:03:31]

I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show[00:03:35]

Whoa whoa whoa I'm kidding for christs sake I'm not serious[00:03:40]

Thats expensive look just the fact that I came up with the idea[00:03:42]

Should tell you I'm generous[00:03:46]

I shouldnt actually have to spend any money[00:03:47]

Meg uh can we turn the spotlight down a bit[00:03:48]

Brian yeah it is a little bright[00:03:50]

You know brian I I just noticed something[00:03:51]

With that light shining on you from that angle[00:03:52]

You look a lot like jamie farr[00:03:55]

Brian yeah you've told me that before and uh[00:03:59]

It's interesting because I' thinking you look a lot like britney spears[00:04:02]

Really how so[00:04:05]

Well you you got that thing going on with your eyes[00:04:06]

Like britney does you know where[00:04:08]

You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart[00:04:09]

Uh a a almost like there was some immediate post birth[00:04:13]

Surgery that should have been done but it was the south[00:04:17]

So they didn't have the medical technology[00:04:19]

Oh I see[00:04:22]

Mom[00:04:23]

Yes honey[00:04:24]

I have a wedgie[00:04:25]

Lois chris honey wait until the intermission then you can fix it[00:04:28]

Well we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight[00:04:32]

We got music we got comedy[00:04:35]

We got behind the scenes crap from the show[00:04:36]

Thats right for example not a lot of people know this[00:04:38]

But in one episode of the show there was a flashback of brian[00:04:42]

When he was a puppy now they couldn't find a puppy[00:04:45]

Who looked enough like him[00:04:48]

So they actually built a dog suit for the scene[00:04:50]

And the actor of inside the suit was raven symon[00:04:52]

Who was olivia on the cosby show[00:04:56]

Fascinating bit of trivia[00:04:58]

All right okay I got one for ya[00:04:59]

You know the sound stage where we shoot family guy[00:05:01]

Is the same stage where they shot the golden girls[00:05:04]

Back in the 80s right[00:05:06]

Now one of the stage hands was telling me a a pretty intense story[00:05:07]

I guess there was one night when they were all ready to shoot[00:05:11]

And uh the audience was waiting and uh nobody could find bea arthur[00:05:14]

So everybodys freaking out and uh then one of the producers runs in[00:05:17]

And says cancel the show tonight bea arthurs in jail[00:05:21]

Oh my god[00:05:24]

Yeah apparently she had a little too much to drink[00:05:25]

Before the show and uh they found her standing on the street corner[00:05:28]

Exposing her penis to traffic[00:05:30]

Oh my god[00:05:34]

Ew thats disgusting[00:05:35]

Can you believe that[00:05:36]

Wait a minute how the hell can bea arthur have a penis[00:05:38]

Eh special permit[00:05:40]

I say what is it with these actors[00:05:42]

They're perfectly normal people in civilian life[00:05:44]

And then they come out to hollywood and just go f**king berserk[00:05:46]

You gotta watch your language kid[00:05:51]

Oh its a record album for gods sake[00:05:52]

Lets cut loose a bit[00:05:54]

Nipples hehe[00:05:55]

Perfect example[00:05:57]

Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with[00:05:59]

On television these days I I was watching law and order the other night[00:06:02]

And I swear to god I heard someone use the word balls[00:06:05]

And I thought to myself my god that that dick wolf just does[00:06:09]

Whatever he damn well pleases doesn't he[00:06:13]

Bringing words like balls into americas living rooms[00:06:14]

I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his living room[00:06:18]

And use the word balls[00:06:20]

Uh I think that would be breaking an entering[00:06:23]

You know[00:06:26]

I am so glad they allowed us to bring stewie this evening[00:06:26]

The last show we did we had to leave him at home[00:06:29]

They did'nt allow babies in the theater[00:06:31]

Well of course people wanted to be able to enjoy the show[00:06:32]

I am a show you lack witted beetle head ugh[00:06:35]

Oh what a night that was my babysitter was a total bitch[00:06:39]

Thats very rude[00:06:42]

Especially since your babysitter is here tonight[00:06:45]

Ladies and gentlemen MS hailey duff[00:06:48]

Duff hi mr and mrs griffin[00:06:54]

How are ya sweetheart[00:06:55]

So was it really that bad babysitting stewie[00:06:56]

Duff you want the truth well okay[00:06:59]

So after you and peter left for dinner[00:07:01]

I no wait a minute lets tell this story right[00:07:03]