《Viagra In The Waters》歌词

歌曲： Viagra In The Waters

所属专辑：Beyond Bitchin’

歌手： Four Bitchin’ Babes

时长： 05:41

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Viagra In The Waters - Four Bitchin' Babes[00:00:00]

Just outside of Johnson city[00:00:15]

On a dark and twisting road[00:00:16]

In a ken worth 18 wheeler[00:00:21]

With a heavy shifting load[00:00:23]

He was pushing through to Birmingham[00:00:25]

Though the hour was getting late[00:00:27]

Pfizer's finest on a mission[00:00:29]

To the pharmacies upstate[00:00:31]

He was on a holy mission[00:00:33]

There were men who couldn't wait[00:00:34]

For his thirty thousand pounds of Viagra[00:00:36]

Head clocked seven hundred miles[00:00:44]

Since he climbed into the rig[00:00:46]

Just another twenty five or so[00:00:51]

Would finish up that gig[00:00:53]

But the trailer hit an oil slick[00:00:55]

And down the hill did fly oh my[00:00:57]

Til it landed at the bottom[00:01:01]

In the towns water supply[00:01:03]

It was instant rigor mortise[00:01:08]

What a hard way to die[00:01:10]

Save your sons[00:01:14]

Shield your daughters[00:01:16]

There's Viagra[00:01:17]

In the waters[00:01:21]

All over Johnson city[00:01:29]

People rising with the dawn[00:01:30]

They drank their morning coffee[00:01:35]

Took their showers watered lawns[00:01:37]

And who could have predicted[00:01:41]

All the changes up ahead[00:01:43]

Men were getting up for work[00:01:46]

And heading back to bed[00:01:48]

So many called in sick[00:01:52]

You would have thought a virus spread[00:01:53]

Down at the courthouse coffee shop[00:01:58]

Some stared in disbelief[00:02:00]

As a pack of thirsty lawyers[00:02:05]

Started filling out their briefs[00:02:07]

But at the local college[00:02:11]

Young men appeared much smarter[00:02:13]

No chromosomal mystery[00:02:17]

They simply studied harder[00:02:19]

Now water on the rocks[00:02:23]

Is the latest party starter[00:02:25]

Save your sons[00:02:30]

Shield your daughters[00:02:31]

There's Viagra[00:02:33]

In the waters[00:02:37]

The Johnson city firemen[00:02:44]

Cursed their wretched luck[00:02:46]

They could not get their fire hoses[00:02:51]

Wound back on the truck[00:02:53]

Sprinkling holy water at a funeral[00:02:57]

Father Ryan said[00:02:59]

I know wive saved[00:03:01]

I know wive saved their souls[00:03:03]

But wive never raised the dead[00:03:05]

Would a couples strong men help me now[00:03:10]

Close the casket lid[00:03:12]

Old man weisberg[00:03:20]

Took the shower of his life[00:03:21]

Then he marched into the kitchen[00:03:26]

And he called out to his wife[00:03:28]

She knew something was up[00:03:32]

As he stood naked at the table[00:03:34]

Holding two cups of coffee[00:03:38]

And half a dozen bagels[00:03:40]

It had been at least a decade[00:03:45]

Since the last time he was able[00:03:47]

Save your sons[00:03:51]

Shield your daughters[00:03:53]

There's Viagra[00:03:54]

In the waters[00:03:58]

Believers seeking miracles[00:04:06]

The pilgrims came in hordes[00:04:08]

The waters of Viagra[00:04:12]

Grew more popular than Lourdes[00:04:14]

The clergy quoted scripture[00:04:16]

But they found it hard to sell[00:04:18]

That those who chose to be anointed[00:04:22]

Were pointed straight to hell[00:04:25]

Despite the dire warnings[00:04:27]

The crowds began to swell[00:04:29]

Some hardened politicians[00:04:34]

Came into town one day[00:04:36]

With their permits and their pipelines[00:04:40]

Pumped the waters all away[00:04:43]

From the heart of Johnson city[00:04:47]

Rose the mournful cry of men[00:04:50]

But the women knew another truck[00:04:55]

Was coming through again[00:04:57]

Don't worry There's a truck next week[00:05:01]

Well spread the oil again[00:05:05]

Save your sons[00:05:09]

Shield your daughters[00:05:11]

There's Viagra[00:05:13]

In the waters[00:05:17]

Sigma it is so hard[00:05:18]

Save your sons[00:05:20]

Shield your daughters[00:05:22]

There's Viagra[00:05:24]

In the waters[00:05:27]