所属专辑:Evenings Wasted with Tom Lehrer
歌手: Tom Lehrer
时长: 04:52
Clementine - Tom Lehrer[00:00:00]
I should like to consider the folk song [00:00:00]
And expound briefly on a theory I have held[00:00:02]
For some time to the effect that the reason[00:00:04]
Most folk songs are so atrocious is that they[00:00:07]
Were written by the people [00:00:09]
If professional songwriters had written them[00:00:15]
Instead things might have turned out considerably[00:00:17]
Differently For example consider the old favorite [00:00:19]
With which I'm sure you're all familiar [00:00:22]
Clementine you know[00:00:23]
In a cavern in a canyon[00:00:25]
Dadada dadadada[00:00:26]
A song with no recognizable merit whatsoever[00:00:29]
And imagine what might have happened if for example [00:00:33]
Cole Porter had tried writing this song [00:00:36]
The first verse might have come out like this[00:00:38]
In a cavern[00:00:48]
In a canyon[00:00:52]
Excava hay hay hehting for[00:00:55]
A mine[00:00:59]
Far away from the boom boom boom[00:01:01]
Of the city[00:01:04]
She was so pretty[00:01:06]
What a pity Clementine[00:01:07]
Oh Clementine[00:01:12]
Can't you tell from the howls of me[00:01:14]
This love of mine[00:01:18]
Calls to you from the bowels of me[00:01:21]
Are you dis cerning[00:01:26]
The returning[00:01:29]
Of this churning[00:01:30]
Burning[00:01:31]
Yearning for you[00:01:32]
And[00:01:38]
Well supposing at this point that Mozart[00:01:39]
Or one of that crowd had tried writing a verse [00:01:46]
The next one might've come out as a baritone aria[00:01:56]
From an Italian opera somewhat along these lines:[00:01:58]
Era legera e come un fairy[00:02:09]
E suo shoes numero nine[00:02:12]
Herring bo ho ho hoxes sans a to ho ho hopses [00:02:16]
Sandalae per Clementina si[00:02:19]
Per Clementina si[00:02:22]
For Clementine[00:02:23]
Per Clementina sandalae[00:02:24]
Sandals for Clementine[00:02:25]
Per Clementina sandalae[00:02:26]
Sandals for Clementine[00:02:26]
Clementina Clementina Cleh eh eh ehmentina[00:02:28]
Herring boxes sans a topses sandalae per Clementina[00:02:35]
Herring boxes without topses sandals for Clementine[00:02:37]
Che sciagura Clementina[00:02:39]
Che sciagura Clementina[00:02:40]
Cara Clementina[00:02:42]
Cara Clementina na na na na na na na[00:02:43]
Beloved Clementine[00:02:46]
Upposing at this rather dramatic juncture in[00:02:55]
The narrative one ofour modern cool school of composers[00:02:57]
Had tried writing a verse thenext one might've come out[00:03:01]
A like this[00:03:03]
Drove those ducklings to the water yprach[00:03:12]
Doodilehdoodoot yah hah[00:03:14]
Every mornin' like nine a m awhoopah[00:03:17]
Doodileh doo doo doodilidah[00:03:19]
Got a hung upon a splinter[00:03:22]
Got a hung upon a splinter klooglimah[00:03:23]
Hoo hoot[00:03:26]
Fell into the foamy brine[00:03:28]
Dig that crazy Clementine man[00:03:30]
To end on a happy note one can always count[00:03:44]
On Gilbert and Sullivan for a rousig finale full of words[00:03:48]
And music and signifying nothing[00:03:54]
That I missed her depressed her[00:04:11]
Young sister named Esther[00:04:12]
This mister to pester the tried[00:04:13]
Now a pestering sister's a festering blister[00:04:15]
You're best to resist her say I[00:04:17]
The mister resisted[00:04:19]
The sister persisted[00:04:19]
When I kissed her all loyalty slipped[00:04:20]
When she said I could have her[00:04:22]
Her sister's cadaver[00:04:24]
Must surely have turned in its crypt[00:04:24]
Yes yes yes yes[00:04:26]
But I love she and she loves me[00:04:29]
And raptured are the both of we[00:04:31]
Yes I love she and she loves I[00:04:32]
And will through all eterni tye[00:04:35]
See what I mean[00:04:39]