《Sex Ed Rocks》歌词

歌曲： Sex Ed Rocks

所属专辑：单曲 - I Set My Friends On Fire And Smosh

歌手： I Set My Friends On Fire

时长： 03:13

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Sex Ed Rocks - I Set My Friends On Fire[00:00:00]

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Here comes a time in every mans life[00:00:00]

每个人的生命中都会有这样的时刻[00:00:05]

When he grows hair[00:00:05]

当他开始长头发[00:00:09]

Where it used to be bare[00:00:09]

那里以前还是光秃秃的[00:00:13]

I know you're feeling weird[00:00:13]

我知道你觉得很怪异[00:00:16]

But you should be happy[00:00:16]

但你应该高兴点[00:00:19]

You don't have a vagina[00:00:19]

你又不是女生[00:00:21]

That would be crappy[00:00:21]

那是很糟糕的[00:00:25]

Because periods suck[00:00:25]

因为例假真是太讨厌了[00:00:28]

(and commas rule)[00:00:28]

没有例假才是王道[00:00:31]

This is sex education not grammar fool[00:00:31]

这是性教育 不是什么烂语法[00:00:36]

When she gives you affection[00:00:36]

当她对你表现出喜爱的时候[00:00:40]

You better wear protection[00:00:40]

你最好做点保护措施[00:00:44]

That skunk might have an infection[00:00:44]

那些疾病也许是会传染的[00:00:46]

Are you paying close attention[00:00:46]

你有没有密切注意到[00:00:49]

In sex end remember what you read[00:00:49]

在结束的时候要记得你看过的东西[00:00:55]

Remember what you read[00:00:55]

记得你在书上看过的东西[00:00:56]

Just forget what the others have said[00:00:56]

忘记别人告诉你的[00:00:58]

Get it through your head[00:00:58]

记在你的脑子里[00:01:00]

Use your brain[00:01:00]

动动你的大脑[00:01:01]

Before you go to bed[00:01:01]

在你上床之前[00:01:03]

And it takes only one sperm cell[00:01:03]

只要一个精子[00:01:06]

To make a baby[00:01:06]

就能生个宝贝[00:01:08]

And if you think they are cute[00:01:08]

如果你觉得他们很可爱[00:01:11]

Then you must be crazy[00:01:11]

那你一定是疯了[00:01:15]

Babies suck[00:01:15]

婴儿们太烦人了[00:01:15]

Because they barf and poor and cry[00:01:15]

因为他们会呕吐 很可怜还爱哭[00:01:18]

They have the ability[00:01:18]

他们有那种能力[00:01:19]

To pee in your eye[00:01:19]

在你的眼睛里小便[00:01:21]

(oh my god it burns)[00:01:21]

天啊 真是灼热[00:01:22]

Oh my god[00:01:22]

天啊[00:01:24]

They have the ability[00:01:24]

他们有那种能力[00:01:26]

To pee in your eye[00:01:26]

在你的眼睛里小便[00:01:27]

(oh it burns)[00:01:27]

真是灼热[00:01:30]

And did we mention[00:01:30]

我们有没有提到[00:01:34]

The risk of getting studs[00:01:34]

乱搞关系的风险[00:01:36]

Not just gross hookers have it[00:01:36]

不只是坏女人会这样[00:01:41]

Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit[00:01:41]

即使是Dennis Rodman也会的[00:01:45]

You don't know who Dennis Rodman is[00:01:45]

你不知道Dennis Rodman是谁[00:01:48]

Well maybe you should watch more basketball[00:01:48]

好吧 或许你该多看看篮球了[00:01:52]

Wait a second this is not about sports[00:01:52]

等一下 这又不是在说运动的话题[00:01:54]

Quick fact you can't get girls[00:01:54]

这是个事实 你是钓不到女孩的[00:01:57]

When you're wearing these shorts[00:01:57]

当你穿着这样的短裤时[00:02:04]

When she gives you affection[00:02:04]

当她对你表现出喜爱的时候[00:02:08]

You'd better wear protection[00:02:08]

你最好做点防护措施[00:02:11]

That skunk might have an infection[00:02:11]

那些疾病也许是会传染的[00:02:14]

Are you paying close attention[00:02:14]

你有没有密切注意到[00:02:17]

In sex end remember what you read[00:02:17]

在结束的时候要记得你看过的东西[00:02:22]

Remember what you read[00:02:22]

记得你在书上看过的东西[00:02:24]

Just forget what the others have said[00:02:24]

忘记别人告诉你的[00:02:26]

Get it through your head[00:02:26]

记在你的脑子里[00:02:28]

Use your brain[00:02:28]

动动你的大脑[00:02:28]

Before you go to bed[00:02:28]

在你上床之前[00:02:39]

Your body is growing[00:02:39]

你的身体在成长[00:02:43]

You will get hairy[00:02:43]

你会变得多毛[00:02:47]

Your puny voice will start to change[00:02:47]

你微小的声音也会开始改变[00:02:49]

And your no no place will feel a bit strange[00:02:49]

你无处可去 这会觉得有点奇怪的[00:02:55]

Your pits will stink[00:02:55]

你的身体也会发臭的[00:02:59]

You'll get zits on your face[00:02:59]

你的脸上会长青春痘[00:03:03]

Without this knowledge[00:03:03]

不懂这些知识[00:03:05]

You will scare girls away[00:03:05]

你会将女孩吓跑的[00:03:07]

So listen to this song every day[00:03:07]

所以每天都要听这首歌[00:03:12]