《Johnny McAldoo》歌词

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There was Johnny McEldoo and McGee and me [00:00:00]

And a couple or two or three [00:00:05]

Went on a spree one day [00:00:07]

We had a bob or two which we knew how to blew [00:00:08]

And the beer and whiskey flew and we all felt gay [00:00:10]

We visited McCann's McLemann's humpty dan's [00:00:13]

We then went into swann's our stomachs for to pack [00:00:15]

We ordered out a feed which indeed we did need [00:00:17]

And we finished it with speed but we still felt slack [00:00:20]

Johnny McEldoo turned redwhite and blue [00:00:22]

And a plate of Irish stew he soon put out of sight [00:00:24]

He shouted out encore with a roar for some more [00:00:26]

That he never felt before such a keen appetite [00:00:29]

He ordered eggs and ham bread and jam what a cram [00:00:31]

But him we couldn't ram though we tried our level best [00:00:33]

For everything we brought cold or hot mattered not [00:00:35]

It went down him like a shot and he still stood the test [00:00:37]

He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard we got scared [00:00:40]

We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the bill [00:00:42]

We told him to give over but he swore he could lo'er [00:00:44]

Twice as much again and more before he had his fill [00:00:46]

He nearly sucked a trough full of broth says McGrath [00:00:48]

He'll devour the table cloth if you don't hold him in [00:00:50]

When the waiter brought the charge McEldoo felt so large [00:00:52]

He began to scowl and barge and his blood went on fire [00:00:54]

He began to curse and swear tear his hair in despair [00:00:56]

And to finish the affair called the shopman a liar [00:00:58]

The shopman he drew out and no doubt he did clout [00:01:00]

McEldoo he kicked about like an old football [00:01:02]

He tattered all his clothes broke his nose I suppose [00:01:04]

He'd have killed him with a few blows in no time at all [00:01:06]

McEldoo began to howl and to growl by my soul [00:01:08]

He threw an empty bowl at the shopkeeper's head [00:01:10]

It struck by Mickey Finn peeled the skin off his chin [00:01:11]

And the ructions did begin and we all fought and bled [00:01:13]

The Peelers did arrive man alive four or five [00:01:15]

At us the made a drive us all to march away [00:01:16]

We paid for all the meat that we ate stood a treat [00:01:18]

And went home to ruminate on the spree that day [00:01:21]

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