《Punch You In the Jeans》歌词

歌曲： Punch You In the Jeans

所属专辑：Incredibad

歌手： The Lonely Island

时长： 02:47

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These days a lot of cats is out of line[00:00:00]

Seems to me like they need to get punched[00:00:03]

Yeah but where you gonna punch 'em?[00:00:05]

Yo, the choice is obvious[00:00:08]

I'll punch you in the jeans[00:00:11]

I'll punch you in the jeans[00:00:12]

This is not a case of man vs machine[00:00:13]

You think you were safe, thought you got away clean?[00:00:16]

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans[00:00:18]

I got my fist clenched, gonna throw a haymaker[00:00:21]

Rockin' your slacks from here to Ja-maica[00:00:24]

Shakin your boots cuz I'm the earthquaker[00:00:26]

Bringin those jeans 'round here was a mistake-a[00:00:29]

I got a vendetta[00:00:31]

It's against your jeans[00:00:33]

Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams[00:00:34]

They can be on your legs or on the clothesline[00:00:37]

But when I see the zipper and cloth it's go time![00:00:40]

I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision[00:00:42]

Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons[00:00:45]

Man, I hate your jeans[00:00:48]

I'm gonna bruise that denim[00:00:49]

(It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em)[00:00:50]

Yo we'll punch your jeans[00:00:53]

We said it before[00:00:55]

Best believe this is not a metaphor[00:00:56]

Better watch your back cuz we're on the creep[00:00:58]

And we won't stop til your jeans are six feet deep![00:01:01]

Man I'll murder your jeans[00:01:04]

I'll feed em to the fishes[00:01:05]

Here's what I'd do if I had three wishes[00:01:06]

Punch your jeans on all three counts[00:01:09]

It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts[00:01:11]

Yo if I had three wishes I would do the same[00:01:14]

We see eye to eye in this jean punch game[00:01:17]

I'd lay em in a field where there's chemical sprayin[00:01:20]

But I'd punch em first[00:01:22]

Yo that goes without sayin'[00:01:23]

Acid washed, pleats or a nifty cuff[00:01:25]

It's just another jean for my first to stuff[00:01:27]

Throwin fisticuffs eat pants like bag lunches[00:01:30]

Jeans pronounced dead[00:01:32]

Cause of death?[00:01:34]

Hecka punchin'![00:01:35]

Yo we'll punch your jeans[00:01:36]

We said it before[00:01:37]

Best believe this is not a metaphor[00:01:38]

You got something to say?[00:01:41]

We got the proper retorts[00:01:42]

Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts[00:01:43]

Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm[00:01:46]

Put divets in the rivets with my physical arms[00:01:49]

Gonna beat those jeans[00:01:51]

Wanna dip em in slime[00:01:53]

Turn your 501's into 499's[00:01:54]

When I punch your jeans I like to imagine a face[00:01:57]

The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face[00:01:59]

You got taste and it shows, my man[00:02:02]

Goddamn your jeans brand got me throwin' my hand[00:02:04]

Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans[00:02:07]

Then choke him to death, if you know what I mean[00:02:10]

Yo I know what you mean so keep your jeans on the hush[00:02:12]

And break out before you get bum-rushed[00:02:15]

Yo we'll punch your jeans[00:02:18]

We said it before[00:02:19]

Best believe this is not a metaphor[00:02:21]

So take off your jeans and reverse the curse[00:02:23]

Cuz we're the best jean punchers in the universe[00:02:26]

(It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em)[00:02:28]

(It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em)[00:02:33]