《[17.2.5]强迫症之歌》歌词

歌曲： [17.2.5]强迫症之歌

所属专辑：段子之阴阳魔界

歌手： 阴阳魔界

时长： 04:21

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My OCD - Rhett and Link[00:00:00]

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That picture frame[00:01:29]

那个倾斜的相框 [00:01:32]

Those hoodie strings[00:01:32]

那没对齐的帽绳 [00:01:35]

They are driving me insane[00:01:35]

那些东西快把我逼疯了 [00:01:41]

Unequal pizza slices[00:01:41]

切割不均匀的批萨饼 [00:01:44]

Fonts of different sizes[00:01:44]

字号不一的文字 [00:01:47]

It's more than I can take[00:01:47]

已经超出我能承受的范围 [00:01:53]

Missing parentheses[00:01:53]

缺失的括号 [00:01:56]

Uneven capris[00:01:56]

不等长的紧身裤 [00:02:00]

Googling askew[00:02:00]

上谷歌搜 倾斜的 [00:02:05]

Bags opened from the wrong end[00:02:05]

从错误的一端打开袋子 [00:02:08]

Should be recognized as a sin along with[00:02:08]

那简直就是犯罪 另外还有 [00:02:12]

An unsolved Rubik's Cube[00:02:12]

没有完全复原的魔方 [00:02:17]

I gotta make things right[00:02:17]

我要让一切井井有条 [00:02:22]

Make it the way it's supposed to be[00:02:22]

还以他们本来的面目 [00:02:26]

It's my OCD[00:02:26]

谁让我有强迫症 [00:02:30]

Toilet paper facing inwards[00:02:30]

卷筒纸朝内放置 [00:02:33]

Unsynchronized synchronized swimmers[00:02:33]

动作不一致的花样游泳队员 [00:02:36]

A closet that's not organized[00:02:36]

衣柜里胡乱排放的衣服 [00:02:42]

Pills removed out of sequence[00:02:42]

不按顺序取用的药片 [00:02:45]

Sideburns that are not even[00:02:45]

没对齐的鬓角 [00:02:49]

That one rebel mini blind[00:02:49]

那个不协调的迷你百叶窗 [00:02:54]

I gotta make things right[00:02:54]

我要让一切井井有条 [00:02:59]

Make it the way it's supposed to be[00:02:59]

还以他们本来的面目 [00:03:03]

It's my OCD[00:03:03]

谁让我有强迫症 [00:03:09]

Mr Neal how's everything going [00:03:09]

尼尔先生 你近况如何 [00:03:12]

Fine[00:03:12]

挺好的 [00:03:12]

Would you like to take a break [00:03:12]

你想休息一下吗 [00:03:14]

Yeah actually that'd be[00:03:14]

好的 这倒是个好主意 [00:03:15]

Great I hope you're hungry[00:03:15]

太好了 希望你已经饿了 [00:03:17]

I've prepared some snacks for you[00:03:17]

我给你准备了些小吃 [00:03:30]

Enjoy[00:03:30]

请享用吧 [00:03:34]

I gotta make things right[00:03:34]

我要让一切井井有条 [00:03:39]

Make it the way it's supposed to be[00:03:39]

还以他们本来的面目 [00:03:43]

It's my OCD[00:03:43]

谁让我有强迫症 [00:03:46]

I gotta make things right[00:03:46]

我要让一切井井有条 [00:03:51]

Make it the way it's supposed to be[00:03:51]

还以他们本来的面目 [00:03:55]

It's my OCD[00:03:55]

谁让我有强迫症 [00:04:03]

All right we're all done you're free to go[00:04:03]

好了 全部都搞好了 你可以走了 [00:04:07]

Mr Neal [00:04:07]

尼尔先生 [00:04:10]

Mr Neal [00:04:10]

尼尔先生 [00:04:18]

Can I come back tomorrow[00:04:18]

我明天还可以再来吗 [00:04:23]