所属专辑:The Story So Far...
歌手: Stephen Sondheim
时长: 02:45
A customer[00:00:00]
Wait what's your rush[00:00:02]
What's your hurry[00:00:03]
You gave me such a[00:00:04]
Fright i thought you was a ghost[00:00:05]
Half a minute can't ya sit[00:00:06]
Sit ya down[00:00:07]
Sit[00:00:08]
All i meant is that i haven't seen a customer for weeks[00:00:09]
Did ya come here for a pie sir[00:00:11]
Do forgive me if my head's a little vague[00:00:14]
What is that[00:00:16]
But you'd think we had the plague[00:00:17]
From the way that people[00:00:19]
Keep avoiding[00:00:20]
No you don't[00:00:21]
Heaven knows i try sir[00:00:22]
But there's no one comes in even to inhale[00:00:24]
But there's no one comes in even to inhale[00:00:26]
Mind you i can hardly blame them[00:00:29]
These are probably the worst pies in london[00:00:33]
I know why nobody cares to take them[00:00:37]
I should know[00:00:39]
I make them[00:00:40]
But good[00:00:41]
The worst pies in london[00:00:43]
Even that's polite the worst pies in london[00:00:46]
If you doubt it take a bite[00:00:50]
Is that just disgusting[00:00:54]
You have to concede it[00:00:57]
It's nothing but crusting[00:00:59]
Here drink this you'll need it[00:01:02]
The worst pies in london[00:01:05]
And no wonder with the price of meat[00:01:08]
What it is[00:01:10]
When you get it[00:01:11]
Never thought i'd live to see the day[00:01:12]
Men'd think it was a treat[00:01:14]
Findin' poor[00:01:16]
Animals[00:01:16]
What are dyin' in the street[00:01:17]
Mrs mooney has a pie shop[00:01:19]
Does a business but i notice something weird[00:01:22]
Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared[00:01:24]
Have to hand it to her[00:01:27]
What i calls[00:01:28]
Enterprise[00:01:29]
Poppin' pussies into pies[00:01:30]
Wouldn't do in my shop[00:01:32]
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick[00:01:34]
And i'm telling you them pussycats is quick[00:01:37]
No denying times is hard sir[00:01:40]
Even harder than the worst pies in london[00:01:44]
Only lard and nothing more[00:01:48]
Is that just revolting[00:01:49]
All greasy and gritty[00:01:52]
It looks like it's molting[00:01:54]
And tastes like we'll pity[00:01:56]
A woman alone with limited wind[00:02:01]
And the worst pies in london[00:02:08]
Ah sir[00:02:14]
Times is hard[00:02:16]
Times is hard[00:02:19]
The Worst Pies In London - Stephen Sondheim[00:02:23]