《Second Hand Nose》歌词

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Second Hand Nose - Allan Sherman[00:00:00]

Mother Nature made me[00:00:10]

Strictly second rate [00:00:13]

Smart but not good-looking [00:00:16]

What an awful fate [00:00:19]

Girls don't go for IQ [00:00:22]

Eggheads ain't their style [00:00:25]

They don't say I like you [00:00:28]

They don't even smile [00:00:32]

Well Mother Nature [00:00:36]

I'll get back at you [00:00:38]

Tomorrow morning here's what I will do[00:00:43]

I'm calling Dr Max Rose [00:00:51]

That's who I chose [00:00:58]

He's gonna make me[00:01:02]

A second-hand nose [00:01:04]

I went to his office once or twice and[00:01:08]

All his patients looked like Barbra Streisand [00:01:14]

Then I'll get second-hand hair [00:01:19]

Second-hand teeth [00:01:23]

And contact lenses[00:01:25]

In a baby blue [00:01:28]

And elevator shoes [00:01:32]

And then I'll melt the girls' hearts [00:01:34]

They can't resist a man[00:01:38]

With interchangeable parts [00:01:40]

Girls will go nuts [00:01:44]

Parked in my second-hand Stutz [00:01:46]

We'll sit there sniffing glue[00:01:50]

On Second Avenue [00:01:56]

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