所属专辑:Sleeping In Traffic: Part Two
歌手: Beardfish
时长: 07:43
South Of The Border (国境之南) - Beardfish[00:00:00]
This is the story of Gad about Garth[00:00:32]
He was the kind of man you see in every bar[00:00:37]
And old school bling bling guy shades on in the dark[00:00:42]
I'm here for the ladies he'd say light up my smoke[00:00:47]
Working the dance floor he'd shake it about[00:00:57]
Chains and jewellery shimmering bling a ling glimmering[00:00:59]
Working the females not a butt he didn't slap[00:01:02]
Dropping one liners some chauvinistic crap[00:01:05]
Hey baby have you ever been south of the border[00:01:12]
Hey sugar what would you like for breakfast in the morning[00:01:23]
Garth's fellow workers at the office were fed up[00:01:46]
I swear if he tries somn with me[00:01:48]
I'll smack his a** all the way back to Gooberville[00:01:49]
Especially the ladies who felt they had enough[00:01:51]
Damn straight uh huh[00:01:54]
They had arranged for him a neat little surprise[00:01:56]
The yearly party at the office was the night[00:02:01]
They hired some really beautiful drag queens[00:02:05]
To jump out of a cake and tease around the crowd ta dah[00:02:10]
Everyone was in on it but Garth who was quite drunk[00:02:15]
He did his usual act obnoxious and loud[00:02:21]
He was working the dance floor he'd shake it about[00:02:24]
Chains and jewellery shimmering bling a ling glimmering[00:02:28]
Working the queens not a crotch he didn't tap[00:02:31]
Dropping one liners some chauvinistic crap[00:02:34]
Hey baby have you ever been south of the border[00:02:41]
Hey sugar feel my pecker he's the sheriff and that's an order[00:02:52]
Hey baby have you ever been south of the border[00:03:02]
Yo sugar what would you like for breakfast in the morning[00:03:12]
In the morning[00:05:04]
Garth woke up next to a beefy lady with no hair and bad breath[00:05:05]
He was angry but at the same time well[00:05:15]
You know he could not make himself leave just yet[00:05:18]
All these feelings what are these[00:05:25]
Have I been Gad about Garth just to hide something that I am[00:05:27]
He remembered everything and felt a rush go through him[00:05:35]
As he realized he'd made love to a man[00:05:40]
In a sense he felt fulfilled[00:05:46]
As he looked back on getting high with Amanda last night a man duh[00:05:48]
How could something he had always thought was filthy growing up suddenly seem so right[00:05:56]
Cause he was gay[00:06:10]
This was the story of the Gay man Garth[00:07:11]
He is the kind of man you don't see in a bar[00:07:16]
A truly pleasant guy who listens understands[00:07:22]
All women want him but he saves it for the gents[00:07:27]