所属专辑:Milligan Preserved
歌手: Spike Milligan
时长: 02:56
Yes folks I can understand their feelings because they are about to play[00:00:02]
Sideways through the sewers of the strand[00:00:07]
On a Sunday afternoon[00:00:11]
Sideways through the sewers of the strand[00:00:16]
Will be our honeymoon[00:00:19]
Ankle deep folks in sludge dear[00:00:23]
We'll walk hand in hand[00:00:27]
They do say that the sewers of the strand[00:00:31]
Are the finest in the land[00:00:35]
Sideways through the sewers of the Strand[00:00:39]
Will be paradise for two[00:00:43]
Who cares if the atmosphere is blue[00:00:48]
'Cause there's nothing wrong[00:00:55]
With a good old British pong[00:00:59]
Sideways through the sewers of the Strand with you[00:01:03]
Ah my darling little bride[00:01:08]
We meet by accident folks she ran over me with a tram[00:01:16]
Her name was Buler mine was Jim[00:01:20]
I was glad they called me Jim folks because that was my name[00:01:23]
I found that she had been going out with an Irish dentist called Phil[00:01:27]
McCavity[00:01:31]
He walked with a pronounced limp l-I-m-p pronounced limp folks[00:01:31]
Oh the worry turned me grey[00:01:36]
This gave me a strange appearance as I was bald at the time[00:01:38]
Ah the first time I met her was late early one morning in Spring[00:01:41]
There was a heavy dew on the grass[00:01:45]
He had just been thrown out of a synagogue for eating during the sermon[00:01:47]
I told her Darling let me take you away from the squalor you live[00:01:50]
In and live in the squalor I live in[00:01:55]
So we were married in the Spring folks[00:01:57]
We had the reception in the pond[00:02:00]
There was plenty to drink folks[00:02:02]
And then off we went Folks[00:02:05]
Sideways through those naughty sewers of the naughty[00:02:08]
Strand will be a paradise for two not one but two folks[00:02:12]
Who cares if the atmosphere is blue Phew[00:02:17]
'Cause there's nothing wrong is there[00:02:24]
With a good old old British PONG[00:02:29]
Sideways through the sewers of the Strand with you[00:02:33]
I don't mean maybe[00:02:37]
Some chattering[00:02:47]