《You’re Pretty When I’m Drunk(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： You’re Pretty When I’m Drunk(Explicit)

所属专辑：Use Your Fingers (Explicit)

歌手： Bloodhound Gang

时长： 02:20

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You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (我喝醉的时候你很美) - Bloodhound Gang[00:00:00]

One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission[00:00:15]

To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'[00:00:18]

Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless[00:00:20]

Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus[00:00:23]

And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb[00:00:25]

And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young[00:00:27]

Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink[00:00:30]

Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink[00:00:32]

M S G ¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup[00:00:35]

Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up[00:00:38]

Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale[00:00:40]

After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales[00:00:42]

Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed[00:00:45]

A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz[00:00:47]

With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle[00:00:50]

I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle[00:00:52]

Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:00:55]

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)[00:00:57]

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)[00:00:58]

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)[00:00:59]

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)[00:01:00]

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)[00:01:01]

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)[00:01:03]

(And I'm Pretty F**kin' Drunk)[00:01:04]

Here She Comes A Funky Fried Cutie[00:01:14]

Mr Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty[00:01:18]

Cause I'm Mr Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery[00:01:20]

You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me[00:01:23]

But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be[00:01:26]

Hey Lupus Is She Cute Yea For A Pygmie[00:01:28]

Aw What Do You Know You're Probably Going Home Alone[00:01:30]

And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone[00:01:32]

Plus Beauty It's Only Skin Deep[00:01:35]

It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak[00:01:38]

I Could Tap That Barrel In Fact I Know I Can[00:01:40]

It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken[00:01:43]

Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:01:45]

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)[00:01:47]

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)[00:01:48]

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)[00:01:49]

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)[00:01:51]

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)[00:01:52]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:01:53]

And I'm pretty f**king drunk[00:01:54]

Regrets I've Had A Few[00:01:56]

First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You[00:01:58]

For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy[00:02:00]

Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy[00:02:03]

You Can Call It Big-Boned I Prefer To Call It Gut[00:02:06]

Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The F**kin' Hutt[00:02:08]

You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy[00:02:11]

I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry[00:02:13]

It Was 3 A M And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat[00:02:16]

So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot[00:02:18]

I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian[00:02:31]

Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'[00:02:34]

I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance[00:02:36]

But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws[00:02:38]

Lived In Your Pants[00:02:40]

At That Junction I Came To Realize[00:02:41]

That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size[00:02:43]

Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament[00:02:45]

That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment[00:02:49]

Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:02:54]

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)[00:02:55]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:02:56]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:02:58]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:02:59]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:03:00]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:03:01]

And I'm pretty f**king drunk[00:03:03]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:03:04]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:03:05]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:03:06]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:03:08]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:03:09]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:03:10]

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk[00:03:11]

And I'm pretty f**king drunk[00:03:13]