所属专辑:You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 6
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 03:16
Dinah-Moe Humm - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]
I couldn't say where she's coming' from [00:00:01]
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm[00:00:02]
She stroll on over say look here bum [00:00:06]
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum[00:00:08]
(Y'jes can't do it)[00:00:10]
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb[00:00:13]
She could prove it any time all men was scum[00:00:15]
I don't mind that she called me a bum [00:00:17]
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum[00:00:21]
(So I got down to it)[00:00:23]
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb[00:00:27]
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum[00:00:28]
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb[00:00:33]
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:35]
Dinah-Moe Humm[00:00:37]
Dinah-Moe Humm[00:00:39]
Dinah-Moe Humm[00:00:41]
Where's this Dinah-Moe[00:00:42]
Comin' from[00:00:43]
I done spent three hours[00:00:43]
An' I ain't got a crumb[00:00:45]
From the Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe[00:00:46]
From the Dinah-Moe Humm[00:00:47]
Got a spot that gets me hot ow [00:00:50]
An' you ain't been to it[00:00:54]
(No no no no )[00:00:55]
Got a spot that gets me hot ow [00:00:56]
An' you ain't been to it[00:00:57]
(No no no )[00:00:58]
Got a spot that gets me hot[00:00:59]
But you ain't been to it[00:01:00]
(No no no no no )[00:01:02]
Got a spot that gets me hot[00:01:03]
But you ain't been to it[00:01:04]
'Cause I can't get into it[00:01:06]
Unless I get out of it[00:01:07]
An' I gotta get out of it[00:01:09]
Before I get into it[00:01:10]
'Cause I never get into it[00:01:12]
Unless I get out of it[00:01:13]
An' I gotta be out of it[00:01:15]
To get myself into it[00:01:16]
(She looked over at me with a glazed eye[00:01:20]
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area[00:01:22]
And she said )[00:01:23]
Just get me wasted[00:01:25]
An' you're half-way there[00:01:26]
'Cause if my mind's tore up [00:01:29]
Then my body don't care[00:01:31]
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin[00:01:33]
An' said my-my-my[00:01:34]
What sort of thing[00:01:36]
Might this lady get high upon [00:01:38]
I checked out her sister[00:01:40]
Who was holdin' the bet[00:01:42]
An' wondered what kind of trip[00:01:43]
The young lady was on[00:01:45]
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more[00:01:47]
When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor[00:01:50]
She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet[00:01:52]
But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet[00:01:53]
I told her[00:01:55]
Just because the sun[00:01:55]
Want a place in the sky[00:01:56]
No reason to assume[00:01:58]
I wouldn't give her a try[00:01:58]
So I pulled on her hair[00:02:01]
Got her legs in the air[00:02:03]
An' asked if she had any cooties on there[00:02:04]
(Whaddya mean cooties No cooties on me )[00:02:07]
She was buns-up kneelin'[00:02:11]
BUNS UP [00:02:13]
I was wheelin' an dealin'[00:02:14]
WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH [00:02:16]
She surrender to the feelin'[00:02:19]
SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED[00:02:20]
An' she started in to squealin'[00:02:20]
Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed[00:02:23]
With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red[00:02:28]
Some drool rollin' down[00:02:31]
From the edge of her chin[00:02:33]
While she spied the condition[00:02:35]
Her sister was in[00:02:36]
She quivered 'n quaked[00:02:38]
An' clutched at herself[00:02:40]
While her sister made a joke[00:02:41]
About her mental health[00:02:43]
'Till Dinah-Moe finally[00:02:45]
Did give in[00:02:47]
But I told her[00:02:48]
All she really needed[00:02:49]
Was some discipline[00:02:50]
Kiss my aura Dora[00:02:51]
M-M-M it's real angora[00:02:54]
Would y'all like some more-a [00:02:56]
Right here on the flora [00:02:59]
An' how 'bout you Fauna [00:03:00]
Y'wanna[00:03:12]