《Mrs. Claus’ Kimono》歌词

歌曲： Mrs. Claus’ Kimono

所属专辑：The Fine Print [A Collection Of Oddities And Rarities 2003-2008]

歌手： Drive-By Truckers

时长： 04:26

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Mrs. Claus' Kimono - Drive-By Truckers[00:00:00]

I'm a sinister elf with a sinister plan[00:00:19]

Santa's little helper with too much time on my hands[00:00:25]

He's got a fine looking wife for such an old man[00:00:29]

I can see her looking at me when there is no one else around[00:00:34]

And I'm countin' down the days to December 24th[00:00:49]

The old man's in his sleigh I am sneakin' in the backdoor[00:00:55]

She asks if I know what the candy cane is for[00:00:59]

While he's slidin' down the chimney I'll be coming back for more[00:01:04]

Not really worried 'bout the old man finding out[00:01:19]

'Cause me and rudolph worked the whole thing out[00:01:24]

That was not about vengeance or anything like that[00:01:28]

I just want a little sex and the old man off my back[00:01:33]

Rudy's out for blood 'cause he hates the fat old man[00:01:48]

'Cause he caught him in the stables with his fat little hands[00:01:53]

On a female reindeer he likes named Wynona[00:01:58]

The last thing that he wants to see is Santa on her[00:02:03]

So we're loadin' up the toy sack with h****n and crack[00:02:27]

We sent Santa off to Georgia and he ain't coming back[00:02:31]

And we call up an evil green grinch to tell him Santa's holding[00:02:36]

Now have him on the chain gang and the electric chair the electric chair[00:02:41]

And there'll be a happy ending all you girls and all you boys[00:02:56]

There won't be no more Santa there won't be no more toys[00:03:00]

There'll be no stoppin' Rudy and Wynona[00:03:05]

And I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono[00:03:11]

I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono[00:03:15]

I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono[00:03:20]

I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono[00:03:25]

Merry Christmas[00:03:30]