所属专辑:1000 Hits of the Forties, Vol. 31
时长: 03:11
The Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris/Ted Weems[00:00:00]
Bill jackson was a poor old dub[00:00:07]
Who joined the darktown poker club[00:00:09]
But cursed the day he told them he would join[00:00:11]
His money used to go like it had wings[00:00:15]
If he yelled queens someone had kings[00:00:17]
And each night he would contribute all his coin[00:00:19]
Then he said i'm gonna play em tight tonight[00:00:22]
He said there'll be no bobtail flushes make me bite[00:00:24]
Cause when i gets in them my hands will be a peach[00:00:26]
And he played them tight but lost his pile[00:00:30]
And bill got peevish after a while[00:00:32]
So he rose looked all around and made this speech[00:00:33]
He said you all see this brand new razor[00:00:37]
I had it sharpened just today[00:00:39]
Now i'm coming in there with my rules[00:00:41]
That you must follow when you play[00:00:42]
Now keep your big bony hands on the table[00:00:45]
While you dealing please[00:00:46]
And don't be slipping them aces down there[00:00:48]
Er in between your knees[00:00:50]
And don't be making all them funny signs[00:00:52]
Like you trying to tip off your hand[00:00:53]
Just talk in american boy american[00:00:55]
So i can understand[00:00:57]
And don't be dealing off the bottom[00:00:59]
Because ooh that's rough[00:01:00]
Take five five then stop that's enough[00:01:02]
Now when you bet put up the chips[00:01:06]
Because i don't like it when you shy[00:01:07]
Then if you get busted go on out and get some[00:01:09]
I'm gonna be here by and by[00:01:11]
Pass them cards for me to shuffle[00:01:13]
Everytime before you deals[00:01:15]
Then if anythings wrong i must see[00:01:17]
Cause i mean you always ain't no er[00:01:21]
Keep playing that game according to mr hoyle[00:01:22]
You all play this game according to me[00:01:25]
Now sitting right there in that there clan[00:01:35]
There chance to be a one eyed man[00:01:37]
And bill kept watching him out the corner of his eye[00:01:39]
When ole one eye would deal and then[00:01:43]
Would cost that bill another five or ten[00:01:45]
Bill got up again looked all around him with a sigh[00:01:47]
He said lord this is an awful shame[00:01:50]
He said there someone cheating in this ere game[00:01:52]
He said it goes er[00:01:54]
It ain't no do for me to name the guy[00:01:55]
So i'll refrain from mentioning the party's name[00:01:58]
If i catch him cheating just once again[00:01:59]
I'm gonna take my fist and close that other eye[00:02:01]
Now you see this brand new razor[00:02:05]
I had it sharpened just today[00:02:07]
I'm coming in there with my own rules[00:02:08]
That you must follow when you play[00:02:10]
Hey kid keep your hands up there[00:02:12]
While you're giving them out please[00:02:14]
Stop putting them wildies[00:02:16]
Down there tween your knees[00:02:18]
Stop making all them funny signs[00:02:19]
Like you're trying to tip off your hand[00:02:21]
Keep talking in american big aaa[00:02:22]
That's what i can understand[00:02:25]
And don't be getting them off the bottom[00:02:27]
Because i keep trying to tell you it's rough[00:02:28]
This an army game five five halt that's enough[00:02:30]
Now when you bet let me see the reds and blues[00:02:34]
Cause i don't like it when you shy[00:02:35]
Then if you run out of gas go get pumped up[00:02:37]
I'm gonna be here by and by[00:02:39]
Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle[00:02:41]
Everytime before you deal let me ripple[00:02:43]
Anything wrong i wanna see[00:02:45]
I mean you always ain't gonna keep playing the game now[00:02:48]
According to that mr hoyle[00:02:50]
You all gonna play this game according to me[00:02:52]
Henry if you break the seal on that new deck of bicycles[00:02:55]
We'll go on from there yeah[00:02:58]
Yeah yeah yeah[00:03:01]