所属专辑:Risque Blues, Vol. 4
时长: 03:26
Queer Things - Ruth Wallis/Frankie Giggs[00:00:00]
We got married in the spring[00:00:03]
To prove it here's my wedding ring[00:00:05]
I always think of my blushing groom[00:00:08]
Whenever I see the pansies bloom[00:00:10]
Oh no[00:00:13]
Say it cannot be[00:00:15]
Queer things are happening to me[00:00:19]
A groom should bring his bride some joy[00:00:24]
A boy's supposed to be a boy[00:00:26]
I told him about the birds and bees[00:00:29]
But he still wears those pink shimmies[00:00:31]
Oh no[00:00:34]
Say it cannot be[00:00:36]
Queer things are happening to me[00:00:40]
His hair is curly as can be[00:00:48]
He uses curlers just like me[00:00:50]
When I find lipstick on his tie[00:00:53]
He says there's no other woman so it must be a guy[00:00:55]
Oh no[00:00:58]
Que'l tragedy[00:01:00]
Queer things are happening to me[00:01:04]
He's so big and he's so strong[00:01:09]
I can't figure out where he went wrong[00:01:11]
He must have got caught right in between[00:01:14]
His name is chris it ought to be christine[00:01:16]
Oh no[00:01:19]
Say it cannot be[00:01:21]
Queer things are happening to me[00:01:25]
He's never been to gay paris[00:01:35]
But he's as gay as he can be[00:01:38]
His friends are sweet they're queer as band[00:01:40]
They're turning my home into a fairy land[00:01:43]
Oh no[00:01:45]
Oh what a tragedy[00:01:48]
Queer things are happening to me[00:01:51]
We went one night to a masquerade[00:01:56]
And I dressed up like a parlour maid[00:01:59]
Everyone knew it was me right away[00:02:01]
But no-one knew he was the queen of the mae[00:02:04]
Oh no[00:02:07]
Woodman spare that tree[00:02:09]
Queer things are happening to me[00:02:12]
Whenever we'd go out to dine[00:02:20]
I'd buy him pheasant and apricot wine[00:02:22]
But he says no what can I do[00:02:25]
He doesn't wanna try anything that's new[00:02:28]
Oh no[00:02:31]
Say it cannot be[00:02:33]
Queer things are happening to me[00:02:36]
While I was walking down the aisle[00:02:41]
His friends all stood around and smiled[00:02:44]
I found out why and it hurts my pride[00:02:46]
They knew he liked the best man better than the bride[00:02:49]
Oh no[00:02:52]
No it cannot be[00:02:54]
Queer things are happening to me[00:02:57]
We have decided it cannot be[00:03:08]
I'm not for him and he's not for me[00:03:10]
He can do what he wants and I'll do what I can[00:03:13]
But the both of us[00:03:15]
Have gotta get a man[00:03:17]