《Stuart(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： Stuart(Album Version)

所属专辑：Beelzebubba

歌手： The Dead Milkmen

时长： 02:20

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You know what Stuart [00:00:01]

I like you[00:00:02]

You're not like the other people[00:00:04]

Here in the trailer park[00:00:05]

Oh don't go get me wrong[00:00:07]

They're fine people[00:00:08]

They're good Americans[00:00:09]

But they're content to sit back[00:00:10]

Maybe watch a little Mork & Mindy[00:00:12]

On channel fifty seven[00:00:14]

Maybe kick back a cool[00:00:15]

Coors sixteen ouncer[00:00:16]

They're good fine people Stuart[00:00:18]

But they don't know[00:00:19]

What the queers[00:00:21]

Are doing to the soil[00:00:22]

You know that Jonny Wurster kid [00:00:26]

The kid that delivers papers[00:00:28]

In the neighborhood [00:00:29]

He's a foreign kid[00:00:30]

Some of the[00:00:31]

Neighbors say[00:00:32]

He smokes crack[00:00:32]

But I don't believe it[00:00:33]

Anyway for his tenth birthday[00:00:34]

All he wanted was a burrow owl[00:00:36]

Kept bugging his old man[00:00:37]

Dad get me a burrow owl[00:00:38]

I'll never ask for anything else[00:00:40]

As long as I live[00:00:41]

So the guy breaks down[00:00:42]

And buys him a burrow owl[00:00:44]

Anyway ten thirty the other night[00:00:45]

I go out in my yard[00:00:47]

And there's the Wurster kid[00:00:48]

Looking up in the tree[00:00:50]

I say What are you looking for [00:00:51]

He says I'm looking for my burrow owl[00:00:52]

I say Jumping Jesus[00:00:53]

On a Pogo Stick[00:00:54]

Everybody knows the burrow owl lives[00:00:56]

In a hole in the ground[00:00:59]

Why the hell do you think[00:01:00]

They call it a burrow owl anyway [00:01:01]

Now Stuart do you think[00:01:03]

A kid like that is going[00:01:04]

To know what the queers[00:01:06]

Are doing to the soil [00:01:07]

I first became aware[00:01:08]

Of this about ten years ago[00:01:09]

The summer my oldest boy[00:01:11]

Bill Jr died[00:01:12]

You know that carnival comes[00:01:13]

Into town every year [00:01:14]

Well this year they came[00:01:15]

Through with a ride called The Mixer[00:01:16]

The man said Keep your head[00:01:18]

And arms inside the Mixer at all times[00:01:19]

But Bill Jr he was a Daredevil[00:01:22]

Just like his old man[00:01:24]

He was leaning out saying[00:01:25]

Hey everybody look at me[00:01:26]

Look at me[00:01:28]

Pow he was decapitated[00:01:29]

They found his head over[00:01:31]

By the snow cone concession[00:01:33]

A few days after that[00:01:34]

I open up the mail[00:01:35]

And there's a[00:01:36]

Pamphlet in there[00:01:37]

From Pueblo Colorado[00:01:38]

And it's addressed to Bill Jr [00:01:39]

And it's entitled[00:01:41]

Do you know[00:01:42]

What the queers[00:01:42]

Are doing to our soil [00:01:43]

Now Stuart if you look[00:01:45]

At the soil around any large US city[00:01:47]

There's a big underground[00:01:49]

Homosexual population[00:01:51]

Des Moines Iowa for an example[00:01:52]

Look at the soil around Des Moines Stuart[00:01:54]

You can't build on it[00:01:55]

You can't grow anything in it[00:01:56]

The government says[00:01:58]

It's due to poor farming[00:01:58]

But I know what's[00:02:00]

Really going on Stuart[00:02:01]

I know it's the queers[00:02:02]

They're in it with the aliens[00:02:03]

They're building landing strips[00:02:04]

For gay Martians I swear to God[00:02:06]

You know what Stuart[00:02:09]

I like you[00:02:10]

You're not like the other people[00:02:11]

Here in this trailer park[00:02:13]

Stuart - The Dead Milkmen[00:02:14]