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歌手: Kelli O’Hara
时长: 06:59
They Don't Let You In The Opera (If You're A Country Star) - Kelli O'Hara[00:00:00]
Now I was born down in Georgia[00:00:12]
But Georgia wasn't good enough for me[00:00:16]
I'd sing country songs for them but[00:00:20]
My heart sang La Bohème and it[00:00:22]
Didn't help we moved to Tennessee[00:00:25]
Nashville's not the place you sing[00:00:29]
High C[00:00:30]
If you wanna sing at all you[00:00:32]
Best sing country so I picked up[00:00:34]
How to do it pretty fast[00:00:37]
Be a country star or go in a[00:00:40]
Sticks them hicks don't know[00:00:43]
Verdi's Rigoletto from their alps[00:00:44]
So a country star's how I came to pass[00:00:48]
But I'll sing opera one day[00:00:52]
It's like opry with an a I told[00:00:54]
My agent in his fancy car[00:00:57]
And it pained him I could tell[00:01:00]
When he said no chance in hell[00:01:02]
They don't let you in the opera[00:01:04]
If you're a country star[00:01:06]
Is it the way I say oblighetto[00:01:09]
So I took that country singing[00:01:12]
Job and shoved it and I headed to[00:01:14]
The Met at NYC I know that stage[00:01:17]
Is hard to reach but Domingo likes a peach[00:01:21]
You should hear that tenor voice sing[00:01:24]
Rockabilly now I'm trying out for[00:01:26]
The Barber of Sevilly when a voice[00:01:29]
Booms from a house from those[00:01:33]
Tassels on your blouse I can tell[00:01:34]
You've got a twang and play guitar[00:01:37]
Aha I bet they loved you in the south[00:01:39]
But please don't open your mouth[00:01:42]
We can't let you in the opera if you're a[00:01:44]
Country star 'cause no patron trusts[00:01:47]
An opera in the hands of a country star[00:01:49]
Do you think I can't wail just 'cause[00:01:53]
I got long pink fingernails I had to play[00:01:55]
More country songs just to stay[00:01:58]
Afloat though I ain't as moral I'm in[00:01:59]
A southern pigeon hole I sing like[00:02:03]
Mary Callas but no one's heard a note[00:02:05]
Till I charmed an old blowhard who[00:02:08]
Owns half of Julliard said my singing[00:02:10]
Was so beautiful he cried[00:02:13]
And I felt my[00:02:16]
Heartbeat hop then I heard his heartbeat[00:02:17]
Stop he said[00:02:19]
Welcome to the Opera[00:02:21]
And then the basterd died[00:02:22]
Well time went by I gave up on the opera[00:02:30]
Grabbed a man got ready for a kid[00:02:35]
Though La Scala never called my ears still get[00:02:40]
Enthralled when I hear a great soprano[00:02:43]
Blow her lid so head up to the opera house[00:02:46]
I did[00:02:52]
But as bravados start to shake I feel[00:02:55]
My water break I'd never even make it[00:02:59]
Down the aisle[00:03:04]
If you'd have been there[00:03:05]
You'd have seen in that second mezzanine[00:03:07]
First a head then two feet from my 90 dollar seat[00:03:10]
As I lifted up my gown to the Dr Toravelle[00:03:14]
It hurts like[00:03:22]
Oh my God[00:03:24]
Oh my God[00:03:29]
Oh my God[00:03:29]
Does that squish the baby[00:03:30]
How can it breathe[00:03:34]
Contraction[00:03:39]
Contraction[00:03:40]
Oh[00:03:41]
Contraction[00:03:43]
Contraction[00:03:43]
Oh[00:03:44]
My God I paid so much for Dr Chung[00:03:46]
And now this[00:03:48]
Ow you son of a bicth[00:03:59]
No thank you I mean it[00:04:02]
Oh you[00:04:03]
Oh[00:04:05]
Contraction[00:04:08]
Contraction[00:04:09]
Oh[00:04:09]
Yes I feel that[00:04:11]
Oh[00:04:12]
I'm pushing oh[00:04:19]
I'm pushing oh[00:04:23]
Oh my God oh my God[00:04:26]
It's like pushing a watermelon[00:04:31]
Through a hole the size of a lemon[00:04:35]
Aha aha aha[00:04:43]
What[00:04:47]
Well it better be a boy[00:04:48]
Oh oh oh[00:04:50]
Oh oh oh[00:04:54]
I'm so sorry about your dress[00:05:00]
Oh[00:05:02]
Well now to my surprise those[00:05:11]
Patrons had tears in their eyes[00:05:15]
The New York Times Review even[00:05:17]
Raved I was all that[00:05:19]
Found a headline[00:05:21]
Bazaar opera gives birth to a new star[00:05:23]
When she was done[00:05:25]
What fun and a newborn[00:05:26]
In her lap[00:05:27]
Then the head of the trustees board said[00:05:28]
Before you cut the cord here's[00:05:31]
A agent contract and some caviar[00:05:33]
You'll start right away my dear[00:05:37]
We have daycare please sign here[00:05:39]
Been my dream since I sang country now[00:05:41]
I'm an opera star[00:05:44]
But you were the best part of the opera[00:05:48]
By far[00:05:52]
Now a crib ain't where you're[00:05:55]
Needing pearls of wisdom but listen up[00:05:57]
Before you've cried a word[00:06:02]
When you hear[00:06:06]
No don't get upset it means yes but just not[00:06:06]
Yet fight the most when folks say you're[00:06:10]
Absurd in the end I believe we all get heard[00:06:14]
But if I may suggest one rule before[00:06:24]
I'm no longer cool what you do ain't[00:06:27]
Always who you are[00:06:31]
So if you find your[00:06:33]
Heart is set on both Memphis and the Met[00:06:34]
And they force you to choose don't run[00:06:37]
Off and sing the blues bet your ass[00:06:40]
You can sing opera if you're a country[00:06:42]
That's a C star hey[00:06:51]