《Put on tha Set》歌词

歌曲： Put on tha Set

所属专辑：Curb Servin

歌手： WC And The Maad Circle

时长： 03:58

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Put on tha Set - WC And The Maad Circle[00:00:01]

I got put on the set smokin Jimmy Jacks in a shack[00:00:21]

With my nigga Coolio got me to' the f**k back[00:00:24]

High as a UFO standin in my drawers[00:00:28]

In the hall talkin to the walls[00:00:31]

Now a nigga's spooked umm[00:00:33]

*Snagglepuss voice* Heavens to merkatroids I'm looped [00:00:37]

I'm tripping *normal voice* Nigga what do I see [00:00:41]

It's me that nigga Dub C on the TV[00:00:43]

Now I know I'm buzzed[00:00:46]

Cause I'm on the TV but the TV's unplugged[00:00:48]

Damn this shit is like the Twilight Zone[00:00:50]

*sings theme* Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na; I'm blowed [00:00:53]

Cause now I'm havin illusions illusions[00:00:57]

Of me on channel eleven on a black and white tube and[00:00:59]

Mack and the Gene are one of mine show[00:01:02]

Hangin with Sinead and they sippin on the four-oh[00:01:04]

Now I know I'm trippin *Martin Lawrence voice* Oh my goodness [00:01:07]

Let me change the TV and[00:01:12]

Dizamn Once again there I go[00:01:14]

But this time it's channel thirteen on Arsenio[00:01:16]

I'm smokin a wet one on the couch[00:01:18]

Givin up a fat middle finger to the crowd[00:01:21]

I'm faded but not in a way in which you ever seen[00:01:24]

Peep the side effects yeah I'm on the set[00:01:28]

Chorus: *singers*[00:01:30]

Asshole naked standin in front of the set; I'm wet[00:01:31]

Ain't no escapin when yo' ass is wet; I'm wet[00:01:36]

Look look way up in the sky everybody just[00:01:41]

Look look and you'll find me flyin high[00:01:47]

So there I was standin in front of the set mesmerized[00:01:52]

Kickin off the scenery right before me eyes[00:01:55]

High as a motherf**ker what was I to do [00:01:58]

Cause now the yerm has got me thinkin I'm on channel two[00:02:01]

Peep it -- bip-bip-bip like the bi-on-ic man I'm out of control[00:02:04]

And now I see myself on Highway Patrol[00:02:07]

Runnin from the Feds tryin to make my get away[00:02:09]

But there's *singin* nowhere to run ba-bay[00:02:12]

And now exhausted from this drama I needed a rest[00:02:15]

So I went on channel four so I can catch my breath[00:02:18]

Now who's this after five minutes of bein there[00:02:21]

I met this motherf**ker named the Fresh Prince of Bel Air[00:02:23]

Yeah this nigga was funny I must admit it[00:02:27]

But his Uncle and his cousin Carlton was straight bitches[00:02:29]

Them niggaz was cock blockin talkin bout killin me[00:02:32]

Cause I told em I wanted to f**k the shit out of Hillary ooh[00:02:35]

Now what's a realer trip to fantasy all I know[00:02:38]

Is she was lookin good sportin them t-shirt and panties huh[00:02:40]

I can't believe this shit nigga I'm wet[00:02:43]

F**k tricks my mind is playin with dipsticks I'm on the set[00:02:46]

Chorus[00:02:48]

Still blowed from the chemicals I'm askin was it worth it[00:02:59]

Cause like Slick Rick now Dub C is scared and I'm nervous[00:03:02]

Cause now the TV's changin by itself uh-oh danger[00:03:05]

Cause now I see myself on channel nine on the Gladiators[00:03:08]

I'm swingin on a rope with a gauge[00:03:12]

Boom bang bang you niggaz can't hang[00:03:14]

F**k a obstacle fool I had them buff bitches runnin[00:03:17]

Mass confusion now I hear one-time comin[00:03:20]

So I swing to the exit jumped off and jetted[00:03:21]

Thank God mama kept the baby gat ready[00:03:25]

I left all them bitches behind til I got to channel fifty-two[00:03:28]

And there I found myself on Good Times[00:03:33]

Here was me and this nigga named J J [00:03:34]

Out on a double date just sippin on Kool-Aid[00:03:36]

Now umm ain't no need for me to pretenda[00:03:39]

Like my date was all that like J J 's boo-boo Belinda[00:03:42]

Yo but she had a ass like Thelma titties like Walona[00:03:44]

Drunk off the Mad Dog I f**ked around and boned her[00:03:47]

Like J J the pussy was dy-no-mite though[00:03:51]

I must admit the hoe had a mug as ugly as Flo'[00:03:53]

I'm on tha set[00:03:55]