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I've Got a Teacher, She's So Mean - Barry Louis Polisar[00:00:00]
I've got a teacher she's so mean [00:00:09]
She never laughs she always screams [00:00:11]
She says "Pay attention and do what I said "[00:00:14]
But if you ask me she's crazy in the head [00:00:17]
She makes me nervous she makes me squirm [00:00:22]
She says "All teachers must be firm "[00:00:25]
She always calls on me[00:00:30]
When I don't raise my hand [00:00:31]
So I answer her in ways[00:00:33]
That she can't understand [00:00:35]
She says "What is the[00:00:36]
Answer to number two "[00:00:38]
I say "Ock nock ditty wok [00:00:39]
Dickie pickie poo "[00:00:41]
She says "Don't be funny [00:00:44]
You'd better get it right "[00:00:45]
I say "Shimmie Gimmie Galla Gillie [00:00:47]
Tacky ticky tite "[00:00:49]
She never lets us laugh [00:00:53]
She never lets us smile [00:00:54]
"Wipe that grin off your face [00:00:56]
You're acting just like a child "[00:00:57]
It's "work work [00:00:59]
Work no late papers today "[00:01:00]
She's tired of excuses[00:01:02]
And yells at us all day [00:01:03]
She doesn't like children [00:01:08]
She doesn't like kids [00:01:09]
Likes only regulations[00:01:10]
And you know I never did [00:01:11]
She always calls on me[00:01:16]
When I don't raise my hand [00:01:17]
So I answer her in ways[00:01:19]
That she can't understand [00:01:20]
She says "What is the[00:01:22]
Answer to number two "[00:01:23]
I say "Ock nock ditty wok [00:01:25]
Dickie pickie poo "[00:01:26]
She says "Don't be funny [00:01:27]
You'd better get it right "[00:01:29]
I say "Shimmie Gimmie Galla Gillie [00:01:31]
Tacky ticky tite "[00:01:32]
I never see her laughing [00:01:51]
She's so strict [00:01:52]
She never believes me when[00:01:53]
I say I'm feeling sick [00:01:56]
She doesn't think it's funny[00:01:57]
When I fall off my chair [00:01:58]
And everybody knows[00:02:00]
That she's really unfair [00:02:01]
She can't understand me[00:02:06]
And I've got it made;[00:02:07]
But I know she really loves me[00:02:09]
'Cause I'm still in first grade[00:02:11]
She always calls on me[00:02:17]
When I don't raise my hand [00:02:19]
So I answer her in ways[00:02:20]
That she can't understand [00:02:22]
She says "What is the[00:02:23]
Answer to number two "[00:02:24]
I say "Ock nock ditty wok [00:02:26]
Dickie pickie poo "[00:02:28]
She says "Don't be funny [00:02:29]
You'd better get it right "[00:02:31]
I say "Shimmie Gimmie Galla Gillie [00:02:32]
Tacky ticky tite "[00:02:34]
"What is the[00:02:36]
Answer to number two "[00:02:37]
I say "Ock nock ditty wok [00:02:39]
Dickie pickie poo "[00:02:40]
She says "Don't be funny [00:02:42]
You'd better get it right "[00:02:43]
I say "Shimmie Gimmie Galla Gillie [00:02:45]
Tacky ticky tite "[00:02:47]