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King Of Suede - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]
There's a sale on our gabardine suits today[00:00:16]
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday[00:00:24]
There's Fortrel polyester leather wool and tweed[00:00:31]
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need[00:00:39]
We've got every color we've got ev'ry shade[00:00:47]
We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade[00:00:50]
We got every fabric that was ever made[00:00:54]
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede[00:00:58]
We got portly and regular and extra-long[00:01:04]
Is my size up there[00:01:09]
We got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong[00:01:12]
Is my size up there[00:01:16]
We got all kinds of sweatshirts you can take your pick[00:01:19]
Is my size up there[00:01:23]
With the collars ripped off like that Flashdance flick[00:01:26]
Is my size up there[00:01:31]
Our prices are low my staff is underpaid[00:01:34]
You can buy off the rack or have it custom made[00:01:38]
And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade[00:01:41]
'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede[00:01:45]
If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom[00:01:52]
Is my size up there[00:01:56]
We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan[00:01:59]
Is my size up there[00:02:03]
We got jackets with patches on the elbows too[00:02:07]
Is my size up there[00:02:11]
And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you[00:02:14]
Is my size up there[00:02:18]
Well I never made it past the second grade[00:02:22]
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade[00:02:25]
But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made[00:02:29]
'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede[00:02:33]
There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits[00:02:37]
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots[00:02:41]
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose[00:02:45]
Do what you want but don't step on my blue suede shoes[00:02:48]
King of Suede[00:02:59]
Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale[00:03:06]
Is my size up there[00:03:11]
Look for our color catalog in next week's mail[00:03:14]
Is my size up there[00:03:18]
There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today[00:03:21]
It's the same old sale as yesterday[00:03:28]
Thirty years in the same location I have stayed[00:03:36]
There I am right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade[00:03:40]
I got tough competition but I'm not afraid[00:03:44]
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede[00:03:47]
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I'll always be King of Suede[00:04:04]
I'll always be King of Suede[00:04:08]