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《King of Suede》歌词


歌曲: King of Suede

所属专辑:In 3-D

歌手: ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长: 04:15

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King of Suede

King Of Suede - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today[00:00:16]

They're all thirty percent off from yesterday[00:00:24]

There's Fortrel polyester leather wool and tweed[00:00:31]

Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need[00:00:39]

We've got every color we've got ev'ry shade[00:00:47]

We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade[00:00:50]

We got every fabric that was ever made[00:00:54]

But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede[00:00:58]

We got portly and regular and extra-long[00:01:04]

Is my size up there[00:01:09]

We got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong[00:01:12]

Is my size up there[00:01:16]

We got all kinds of sweatshirts you can take your pick[00:01:19]

Is my size up there[00:01:23]

With the collars ripped off like that Flashdance flick[00:01:26]

Is my size up there[00:01:31]

Our prices are low my staff is underpaid[00:01:34]

You can buy off the rack or have it custom made[00:01:38]

And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade[00:01:41]

'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede[00:01:45]

If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom[00:01:52]

Is my size up there[00:01:56]

We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan[00:01:59]

Is my size up there[00:02:03]

We got jackets with patches on the elbows too[00:02:07]

Is my size up there[00:02:11]

And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you[00:02:14]

Is my size up there[00:02:18]

Well I never made it past the second grade[00:02:22]

It took all of my life for me to learn this trade[00:02:25]

But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made[00:02:29]

'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede[00:02:33]

There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits[00:02:37]

Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots[00:02:41]

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose[00:02:45]

Do what you want but don't step on my blue suede shoes[00:02:48]

King of Suede[00:02:59]

Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale[00:03:06]

Is my size up there[00:03:11]

Look for our color catalog in next week's mail[00:03:14]

Is my size up there[00:03:18]

There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today[00:03:21]

It's the same old sale as yesterday[00:03:28]

Thirty years in the same location I have stayed[00:03:36]

There I am right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade[00:03:40]

I got tough competition but I'm not afraid[00:03:44]

'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede[00:03:47]

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King of Suede[00:04:02]

I'll always be King of Suede[00:04:04]

I'll always be King of Suede[00:04:08]