所属专辑:Journey To Anywhere
歌手: Ugly Duckling
时长: 03:15
Pick Up Lines - Ugly Duckling[00:00:00]
Written by:Dustin McFarland/Andy Cooper/Rodney Pleasant[00:00:01]
What's the place where you see more girls[00:00:06]
That you'd like to pick up than any other place[00:00:08]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:00:11]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:00:13]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:00:16]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:00:18]
If I said you had a beautiful body[00:00:21]
Would you hold it against me[00:00:22]
Can I buy you a drink your glass is empty[00:00:23]
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this[00:00:26]
Anyway you come here often is this seat taken miss[00:00:28]
America no well you should be a model I'm[00:00:31]
New in town so could you show me around[00:00:34]
Can I call you sometime[00:00:36]
I'd like to get to knowing[00:00:37]
Your place or mine I love your eyes hey where you goin[00:00:39]
Now honey didn't do what everyone else does[00:00:41]
She stood out without making a scene because she was[00:00:43]
The hottest but the most modest in a long plaid skirt[00:00:46]
And a shirt with a little picture of Ernie Bert[00:00:48]
Now she played no sports except scholastic sorts[00:00:51]
An academic epidemic during book reports[00:00:54]
The starlet of a play not a harlot to lay[00:00:56]
So all the school mad that she wouldn't give it away[00:00:59]
See[00:01:01]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:01:02]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:01:04]
When joe the superhoe said baby what's your sign[00:01:06]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:01:09]
Cut my bangs so they don't hang then shampoo the doo[00:01:12]
Get the hair out of my eye so I can look into[00:01:14]
Of you master and capture the flag[00:01:17]
In a 65 rag with brand new tags[00:01:18]
She's for real I feel chills they're multiplyin'[00:01:21]
It's so electrifyin'[00:01:26]
It's so electrifyin'[00:01:29]
No denyin that I'm tryin to undress her[00:01:30]
With that phony rap you wouldn't even get near it[00:01:32]
She wouldn't go for sugar coated lyrics[00:01:35]
So other girls would say she must be gay[00:01:36]
And call her a lenny dykstra[00:01:38]
But soo what they really wanted to just like her[00:01:40]
Jealous I won't offend her I'll treat her tender[00:01:42]
Defend her and send her letters and such[00:01:45]
But there's no rush and there's no[00:01:46]
Baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine[00:01:48]
'cause honey simply ignored the pick up line[00:01:50]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:01:53]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:01:55]
When joe the superhoe said baby what's your sign[00:01:58]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:02:00]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:02:03]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:02:05]
There's no baby you're fine I wanna make you mine[00:02:07]
'cause honey was offended by the pick up line[00:02:10]
Well excuse me[00:02:13]
Well excuse me[00:02:15]
Well excuse me[00:02:18]
Well excuse me[00:02:20]
Y'all step up to this[00:02:21]
Now the main dude who wooed women tried to make his move[00:02:23]
On her so we all watched to see what she would do[00:02:25]
He moved in hey baby doll what's up with us[00:02:28]
And honey was like excuse me but[00:02:31]
I'm gonna be late for my bus[00:02:32]
So I stepped up to her and said here's what I'm about[00:02:33]
Long walks deep thoughts I I'd take you out I won't[00:02:36]
Play games or try to take the truth and bend it[00:02:39]
I just wanna talk and she wasn't offended[00:02:41]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:02:44]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:02:46]
When joe the superhoe said baby what's your sign[00:02:48]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:02:51]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:02:54]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:02:56]
Baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine[00:02:59]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:03:01]
Pick up line[00:03:04]
Pick up line[00:03:05]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:03:07]
When the R B singer said let's bump n grind[00:03:09]
Honey was offended by the pick up line[00:03:12]