《Genius In France》歌词

歌曲： Genius In France

所属专辑：Poodle Hat

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 08:57

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Genius In France - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:01]

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box[00:00:16]

Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks[00:00:23]

I barely even know how to put on my own pants[00:00:31]

But I'm a genius in France yeah[00:00:36]

Genius in France genius in France[00:00:39]

Hoom chaka laka hoom chaka laka hoom chaka[00:00:45]

I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese[00:00:47]

I got a negative number on my SAT's[00:00:54]

I'm not good looking[00:01:02]

And I don't know how to dance[00:01:04]

But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence[00:01:08]

I am still widely considered to be a[00:01:10]

Genius in France genius in France genius in France[00:01:12]

People say I'm a geek a moronic little freak[00:01:22]

An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique[00:01:26]

If I was any dumber they'd have to water me twice a week[00:01:31]

But when the mademoiselles see me they all swoon and shriek[00:01:38]

They dig my mystique they think I'm cest magnifique[00:01:42]

When I'm in Paree I'm the chicest of the chic[00:01:46]

They love my body odor and my bad toupee[00:01:52]

They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret[00:01:56]

And when I'm sipping on a perrier[00:01:59]

In some cafe down in St Tropez[00:02:04]

It's hard to keep the fans at bay[00:02:07]

They say sign my poodle s'il vous plait[00:02:10]

Sign my poodle s'il vous plait[00:02:13]

Hemenene humenene himenene homenene[00:02:17]

Poodle poodle[00:02:18]

Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool[00:02:31]

Got too much chlorine in my gene pool[00:02:34]

A few peas short of a casserole[00:02:37]

A few buttons missing on my remote control[00:02:41]

A few fries short of a happy meal[00:02:45]

I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel[00:02:48]

Instructions on the heel[00:02:54]

Instructions on the heel[00:02:57]

But when I'm in provence I get free croissants[00:03:00]

Yeah I'm the guy every French lady wants[00:03:03]

And if you ask 'em why you're bound to get this response[00:03:06]

He's a genius in France[00:03:10]

Genius in France[00:03:11]

That's right[00:03:12]

He's a genius in France[00:03:13]

Genius in France[00:03:15]

You know it[00:03:16]

He's a genius in France geniuse in France genius in France[00:03:17]

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree[00:03:24]

But the folks in France they don't seem to agree[00:03:31]

They say Bonjour Monsieur would you take ze picture with me[00:03:37]

I say oui oui[00:03:44]

That's right I say oui oui[00:03:47]

Oui oui[00:03:51]

He says oui oui[00:03:54]

I'm dumber than a box of hair[00:03:58]

But those Frenchies don't seem to care[00:04:02]

Don't know why mon frere[00:04:05]

But they love me there[00:04:07]

I'm a genius in France[00:04:08]

I'm a genius in France[00:04:12]

Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes[00:04:16]

Gonna make those Frenchies scream[00:04:22]

You ze man[00:04:25]

You ze man[00:04:26]

You ze man[00:04:27]

Like a fine renoir waa waa[00:04:28]

I've got that je ne c'est quoi quoi[00:04:31]

Like a fine renoir waa ooh la la[00:04:34]

I've got that je ne c'est[00:04:37]

Quoi quoi quoi oo we oo[00:04:39]

Quoi quoi quoi oo we oo[00:04:43]

Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy[00:04:47]

Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy[00:04:48]

Bow[00:04:50]

I'm a taco short of a combo plate[00:04:54]

But by some twist of fate[00:04:57]

All the frogs think I'm great[00:04:58]

Oh the men all faint and the women scream[00:05:00]

They like me more than heavy cream[00:05:03]

When I'm in versailles[00:05:07]

I'm a popular guy[00:05:08]

My oh my[00:05:10]

I'm as French as apple pie apple pie[00:05:11]

They think I'm awfully witty a riot and a half[00:05:15]

When I tell a stupid joke[00:05:19]

They laugh haw haw haw haw haw[00:05:20]

And laugh haw haw haw haw haw[00:05:22]

People in France have lots of attitude[00:05:24]

They're snotty and rude[00:05:27]

They like disgusting food[00:05:29]

But when they see me they just come unglued[00:05:31]

They think that I am one happening dude[00:05:36]

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm[00:05:39]

I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball[00:05:41]

But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle[00:05:44]

Entre nous it's very true[00:05:47]

The room temperature's higher than my IQ[00:05:51]

But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu[00:05:54]

How did this happen[00:05:59]

I don't have a clue[00:06:01]

I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm[00:06:03]

I don't have any skills or grace or charm[00:06:10]

And most people look at me like I'll covered with ants[00:06:17]

But I'm a genius in France[00:06:23]

Yeah genius in France genius in France[00:06:25]

And I'm never goin' back[00:06:32]

I'm never goin' back[00:06:34]

I'm never never never never goin' back home again[00:06:36]

I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket[00:06:40]

Gonna tell the folks back home where they can stick it[00:06:44]

'Cause I'm never goin' back I'm never goin' back[00:06:47]

I'm never goin' back[00:06:51]

The girls back home never gave me a chance[00:06:56]

But I sho nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance[00:06:59]

And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance[00:07:03]

But great googily moogily[00:07:08]

I'm a genius in France[00:07:09]

Every Frenchie that I meet[00:07:16]

Just can't wait to kiss my feet[00:07:18]

Get in line pucker up[00:07:22]

Tout suite[00:07:23]

Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy[00:07:24]

I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour[00:07:27]

Start with paces and drunk with power[00:07:29]

Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower[00:07:33]

A little more to the left boys a little more to the left[00:07:39]

A little more to the left boys a little more to the left[00:07:44]

I'm the biggest dork there is alive[00:08:17]

My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was 35[00:08:23]

And I forgot to mention[00:08:31]

I'm not even welcome at the star trek convention[00:08:34]

But the Frenchies think[00:08:37]

That my poop don't stink[00:08:39]

I'm a genius in France[00:08:41]

Say would you pass the grey poupon[00:08:48]

Merci beaucoup[00:08:52]