《Jizz in My Pants》歌词

歌曲： Jizz in My Pants

所属专辑：101 Hit Novelty Songs

歌手： Parody High Times

时长： 02:32

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Lock eyes from across the room[00:00:04]

Down my drink while the rhythms boom[00:00:07]

Take your hand and skip the names[00:00:08]

No need here for the silly games[00:00:10]

Make our way through the smoke and crowd[00:00:12]

The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud[00:00:14]

Move in close as the lasers fly[00:00:16]

Our bodies touch and the angels cry[00:00:18]

Leave this place go back to yours[00:00:20]

Our lips first touch outside your doors[00:00:22]

A whole night what we've got in store[00:00:24]

Whisper in my ear that you want some more[00:00:26]

And I jizz in my pants[00:00:28]

This really never happens you can take my word[00:00:30]

I won't apologize that's just absurd[00:00:32]

Mainly your fault for the way that you dance[00:00:33]

And now I jizz in my pants[00:00:35]

Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut[00:00:38]

Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt[00:00:40]

I'm very sensitive some would say that's a plus[00:00:41]

Now I'll go home and change[00:00:43]

I need a few things from the grocery[00:00:45]

Do things alone now mostly[00:00:48]

Left me heart-broken not lookin' for love[00:00:49]

Surprised in my eyes when I looked above[00:00:51]

The checkout counter and I saw a face[00:00:53]

My heart stood still so did time and space[00:00:56]

Never thought that I could feel real again[00:00:57]

But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend"[00:00:59]

She turned to me that's when she said it[00:01:01]

Looked me dead in the face asked "Cash or Credit "[00:01:03]

And I jizzed in my pants[00:01:05]

It's perfectly normal nothing wrong with me[00:01:07]

But we're going to need a clean-up on Aisle 3[00:01:09]

And now I'm posed in an awkward stance[00:01:11]

Because I jizzed in my pants[00:01:13]

To be fair you were flirting a lot[00:01:15]

Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot[00:01:17]

Please stop acting like you're not impressed[00:01:19]

One more thing I'm gonna pay by check[00:01:20]

Last week I saw a film[00:01:23]

As I recall it was a horror film[00:01:25]

Walked outside into the rain[00:01:27]

Checked my phone and saw you rang[00:01:28]

And I jizzed in my pants[00:01:31]

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash[00:01:33]

Need to get away need to make a dash[00:01:35]

A song comes on that reminds me of you[00:01:37]

And I jizz in my pants[00:01:38]

The next day my alarm goes off[00:01:41]

And I jizz in my pants[00:01:42]

Open my window and a breeze rolls in[00:01:45]

And I jizz in my pants[00:01:46]

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense[00:01:49]

I jizzed in my pants[00:01:51]

I just ate a grape[00:01:52]

And I jizzed in my pants[00:01:53]

I went to the jizzed in my pants[00:01:55]

(Okay seriously you guys can we Okay )[00:01:57]

I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me[00:02:01]

And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me[00:02:04]

You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy[00:02:08]

I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity[00:02:12]

'Cause I jizz in my pants[00:02:16]

(I jizz yes I jizz in my pants)[00:02:18]

Yes I jizz in my pants[00:02:23]