《They Couldn’t Compare To You》歌词

歌曲： They Couldn’t Compare To You

所属专辑：Out Of This World

歌手： Broadway Cast&Charlotte G

时长： 03:45

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They Couldn't Compare To You - Charlotte Greenwood/William Redfield/Broadway Cast[00:00:00]

Oh what a bevvy of beauties[00:00:01]

Oh what a school of fish[00:00:04]

Oh what a covey of cuties[00:00:07]

Oh what a dish delish[00:00:10]

I've known but litters of minxes[00:00:13]

All of them fun for a while[00:00:16]

Yet now for the nonce what me thinks is[00:00:19]

You've got them[00:00:22]

We've got them[00:00:23]

Beat a mile[00:00:24]

They[00:00:25]

They couldn't compare to you[00:00:31]

They couldn't compare to you[00:00:34]

Althought I've played many many a maid[00:00:37]

They couldn't compare to you[00:00:40]

I've thoroughly pitched the woo[00:00:43]

From the heights of Valhalla to Kalamazoo[00:00:46]

And though they all had a lot on the ball[00:00:49]

They couldn't compare to you[00:00:52]

Of ladies fair[00:00:55]

I've love more than my share[00:00:58]

And strange but true[00:01:01]

I hereby declare from tiptoe to hair[00:01:04]

They could not compare to you[00:01:08]

After playing the local sirens[00:01:12]

That resided in my environs[00:01:14]

I decided to learn the art of cupid's trickery[00:01:15]

So at once I started crusing[00:01:18]

Found the muses so amusing[00:01:20]

That I even got a kick out of terpsichore[00:01:21]

After her I met calypso[00:01:24]

Who was definitely a dip so[00:01:26]

Then I fled to big Brunhilde[00:01:27]

She was German[00:01:29]

After Snitching Eve from Adam[00:01:30]

I attended called Me Madam[00:01:32]

And shortly began to nestle essle Merman[00:01:33]

I admired the silken body[00:01:36]

Of the chic Schaharazade[00:01:38]

Then of Lady Godiva I became the lord[00:01:39]

After that I staged an orgie[00:01:42]

For some friends of Lucrezia Borgia[00:01:44]

And ended up at the Stork with Fannie Ward[00:01:46]

After having had a party[00:01:49]

With Venetian goddess Astarte[00:01:50]

Will I raised a bit of hell with Penelope[00:01:51]

After quieting all my urges[00:01:55]

For several vestial virgins[00:01:56]

I put on a strip for Gypsy Rose Lee[00:01:58]

Though I liked the queen of Sheeba[00:02:01]

She was mentally an amoeba[00:02:04]

As for Beatrice deste[00:02:07]

She was a pest[00:02:11]

And far too chesty[00:02:12]

As for the passionate wife of Nero[00:02:14]

My reactions were frankly zero[00:02:17]

And as for that that sourceress known as Cerce[00:02:21]

She was so hot I hollered for mercy[00:02:23]

So hot he hollered for mercy[00:02:25]

There was Gallatia and mean Medea[00:02:26]

And Sappho one of the best[00:02:28]

There was Nefertiti a perfect sweetie[00:02:29]

And gay Mae West[00:02:31]

I was a hell of a fella with Cinderella[00:02:32]

And Isabella of Spain[00:02:34]

And I used to caress both Lola Montez[00:02:36]

And that damn Calamity Jane[00:02:37]

When betwixt Nell Gwyn and Anne Boelyn[00:02:39]

I was forced to make my choice[00:02:40]

I became so confused I was even amused[00:02:42]

And abused by Peggy Joyce[00:02:44]

There was Melisande a platinum blonde[00:02:45]

How I loved to ruffle her locks[00:02:47]

There was bright Aurora and then Pandora[00:02:49]

Who let me open her[00:02:50]

They couldn't compare to us[00:02:52]

No no they couldn't compare to you[00:02:54]

Although he's played many many a maid[00:02:58]

They could not compare to you[00:03:01]

I've thoroughly pitched the woo[00:03:04]

From the heights of Valhalla to Kalamazoo[00:03:07]

And though they all had a lot on the ball[00:03:10]

They couldn't compare to you[00:03:13]

Of ladies fair[00:03:16]

He's loved more than his share[00:03:19]

And strange but true[00:03:22]

I hereby declare[00:03:25]

From tiptoe to hair[00:03:27]

From head cap to square[00:03:29]

From dressed up to bare[00:03:30]

They couldn't compare to you[00:03:32]