所属专辑:6 x 6 - Eighties
歌手: Specials
时长: 05:41
Good evening ladies and gentlemen [00:00:08]
This is your captain speaking [00:00:10]
Welcome aboard DC 10 flight number 1313 [00:00:12]
We will be cruising at a height of 25000 feet [00:00:15]
At an air speed of 600 miles per hour [00:00:18]
Headphones will be provided [00:00:21]
By request for a varied program of in flight music [00:00:22]
Have a good flight [00:00:25]
Safety belts and sickness bags jet lag downer pills [00:01:19]
Duty free booze and fags make me feel ill [00:01:23]
A vapor trail from A to B away from normal sanity [00:01:28]
It all seems so absurd to me [00:01:32]
I've seen the carpets on the walls of hotels rooms around the world [00:01:37]
I never want to hear the screams [00:01:45]
Of the teenage girls in other people's dreams [00:01:50]
Spread the disease from the South China Sea [00:02:03]
To the beach hotel Malibu [00:02:11]
Phone my girlfriend to ask her how's her weekend [00:02:21]
I say hi Terry here and she says Terry who the hell are you [00:02:29]
The businessmen are having fun [00:02:54]
Are they on a different plane to me [00:02:58]
I've lost touch with reality they all seem so absurd to me [00:03:00]
Like well dressed chimpanzees [00:03:05]
Spend and spend and spend and spend [00:03:16]
Will the muzak never end [00:03:20]
Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking [00:05:07]
Due to expected engine failures [00:05:10]
We will be forced to attempt an emergency landing [00:05:12]
Please remain seated extinguish all cigarettes and fasten safety belts [00:05:15]
Follow the emergency procedures laid out [00:05:19]
In the pamphlet located in front of your seats [00:05:21]
For normal breathing oxygen masks will be released [00:05:24]
From the compartment above your head [00:05:27]
Please remain calm [00:05:29]
And follow the instructions of your stewardess at all times [00:05:30]
This is a recording [00:05:33]